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Somebody reply to this three more times.

OCD

You need therapy if you are deleting my posts to keep the thread at 21 replies.

Go break up with Jack Straw again or something, and get out of my face.

God, people like this irritate me.

pinback wrote:Go break up with Jack Straw again or something, and get out of my face.

God, people like this irritate me.

Ben! Shame on you! You are not being happy on your own happy day? What on earth is the matter with you? I thought there was really something here!

I had cancelled HAPPY DAY five minutes before writing that post.

You did? Awesome! Fuck you, shithead!

Christ, I move to Japan, miss out on the forum for a couple of lousy days and *this* happens?

WTF? Hasen't anyone on this BBS been laid before?

I mean, except Jack Straw? (And now Pinback)

bot wrote:Christ, I move to Japan, miss out on the forum for a couple of lousy days and *this* happens?

WTF? Hasen't anyone on this BBS been laid before?

I mean, except Jack Straw? (And now Pinback)

I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.

Eh? What's this all aboot now? I think you meant to say the "continent."

bot wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.

Eh? What's this all aboot now? I think you meant to say the "continent."

I was trying to spare a shred of Ben's dignity there. I mean, needing breathing room from a country: sure. We've all been there. An entire continent? And one the size of North America? I mean, this isn't Europe we're talking about here. That's just sad.

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:In all honesty, the part of myself that can get infatuated and feel that way, and generate that indescribable feeling you get

I was, and am not "infatuated".

I might have been a little hasty on that one, actually.

Might have been just a bit quick.

No prob, buddy, gg.

See, the thing is, it was my understanding that one generally only becomes "infatuated" with hot blondes with the shelf-ass and legs all the way down to her feet, and not by (don't get me wrong, cute as a button) stubby little brunettes with ratty hair who could stand to mix in a salad or two.

So, you can see how I might have been a tad confused.

Here's a pic, so you can play along at home. There was a little accident on Saturday night, and now her mouth is stuck like this.

pinback wrote:mouth is stuck like this.

Yeah, I'd do that.

And maybe if you bring her to Vegas in August, I <i>can</i>.

Bruce

While checking out her chest, I see Strawberry... Shortcake?

Hey, guess what. I just invented a nickname for Ben's poonpal. Shortcake it is.

BEN BE HUMPEN THA SHORTCAKE!! GYUGYUGYUHEHEH

Yeah, probably a pretty good CHANCE OF THAT, motherfucker. Since, you know, she just wants to be "FREE".

AUUGGHHG. Fucking BITCH.

Fucking whore-ass BITCH.

Can you believe this shit?

("Yes.")

Shut the FUCK UP.

pinback wrote:See, the thing is, it was my understanding that one generally only becomes "infatuated" with hot blondes with the shelf-ass and legs all the way down to her feet, and not by (don't get me wrong, cute as a button) stubby little brunettes with ratty hair who could stand to mix in a salad or two.

So, you can see how I might have been a tad confused.

Not as confused as the rest of us are.

When do I get her e-mail address and/or AIM account name?

If any of you ever contacts her, even if just to offer her an exciting new deal on male enhancement pills and NUBIL YOUNG VIRGENS TAKING IT FROM HORSIES, I will burn all of your houses down and kill your families.