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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: First person to guess her age correctly gets that number of BBS points times FIVE!

Twelve?

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:(I mean, hell, age is just a number, right? Who's with me?)

Unless that number is nine. That is my guess!

... and an annoying cunt

Sorry, can I guess again? Do we need to wait to be told if we are wrong? Or did you and Lex have a moment and agreed to forget this?

We didn't forget. The answer is "fourteen."

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:We didn't forget. The answer is "fourteen."

Shit, that's, like, probably legal in West Virginia and some other places.

Bruce

Hey there. Nice to see you're all, getting along.

As many of you know, I work in GAME, where I people Rubb My Tummy, sometimes quite vehemently. There is one girl who comes in often, and is fantastic. Great tummy-rubber. She is witty, intelligent, a (relativley) fabulous writer, and OHMYGODHOT.

She could pass for 22 with the right makeup.

Full ICQ logs shall be handed over in due time -- I just have to check for anything that would actually *get me arrrested*. Rrrrrrr. So, yeah. Damn. Remember that chick I was talking about? The one with the ideas on DOAX Beach Volleyball? The one who wrote this: http://www.madgamers.net/news1884.html

That.s He.r So the other day, just before she heads off for up to 10 days to Ben Nevis or wherever (mountain, field trip, whatever), she informs that she'll "Be fifteen in August". Normally, that would be *Ugh*, but in this case it was *UGH*, because we were really hitting it off. Without actually *lieing*, she's always managed to cover up your age. She's not *Quite* 17. Oh, hi, I'm studying Int 2.'s. (Int 2.'s, being a grade 17-year-olds study for). Turns out she's just one of the prodigy-type people who get kicked up a year or FOUR. Urrrghhhhhhhh.

See, now I have to do some research. For a start, I'm not even sure if I'm allowed to *take* her to the new Matrix movie, which was going to be her first date. (Awwww). Oh well.
Forgetting and putting my hand up her jumper will count as Interfering with a Minor.
Damn.

Also:
I can't edit that post.

Damn.

I've been meaning to say: you're the most hung-up-on-underage-relations person I've ever met in my life. I thought Americans were supposed to be the prudes.

Nobody's going to cart you off to the paddy wagon. It's that nobody CARES. You need to relax a bit. You're shitting golf balls over nothing, mate.

Who is this "Lex"? We are new here, but are already feeling a fairly strong distaste for him. Is it just us?

Concerned,

Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, and Gavin MacLeod

TS, PS, & GM wrote:Who is this "Lex"? We are new here, but are already feeling a fairly strong distaste for him. Is it just us?

Concerned,

Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, and Gavin MacLeod

Lex is from "Scotland, Bonnie." He is paranoid about being thrown in a UK prison for having underage relations.

Which of you three actually do the typing?

It's like Trainspotting all over again, except this time, we'll replace the shame of being a heroin addict with that of being a GAME employee.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Which of you three actually do the typing?

Hi, my name is Mike Quan, and I am actually the one that types the messages that "the three wise men" (as I call them) construct. They consult each other in private about the nature of the messages, and then simply forward me the final draft, which I type into the computer. The answer then is that none of them actually do the typing.

- MQ, tech assistant for:

Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, and Gavin MacLeod

TS, PS, & GM wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Which of you three actually do the typing?

Hi, my name is Mike Quan, and I am actually the one that types the messages that "the three wise men" (as I call them) construct. They consult each other in private about the nature of the messages, and then simply forward me the final draft, which I type into the computer. The answer then is that none of them actually do the typing.

- MQ, tech assistant for:

Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart, and Gavin MacLeod

Hi, Mike.

So what's Patrick Stewart like to work with? He seems like he'd be a pretty solid guy to interact with. I was unaware that Telly was still "with us," so it's nice to see that he is still alive and kicking. Does he down those suckers in real life, or was that just for the TV show?

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