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Daily Bad Local News Weather Segue

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"...and that was where the victim was found murdered in cold blood. Speaking of cold blood, looks like we'll have to get our jackets out of the closets this weekend!"
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Or this one fron seven years ago...

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Given the general rise in expenses and fall in the typical standard of living, the future ain't what it used to be.

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Well, it was related to television..and it DID have a news story in it.

On the other hand there was no weather segue and you asked if it was a funny bit.

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Time To Paul Ruining The Thread: 1 post (1 hour, 18 minutes.)
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"Unfortunately, he was found too late, and the emaciated dog had to be put down at a local veterinary office. Well, it was a bad day for that dog, and looks like we're having some dog days of our own here, aren't we, Jeff?"
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Are these for real?

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No, they are not. It's the next in the legendary "Daily Bad" series.

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"After pressure from Veterans Affairs, the White House finally agreed to lower its flag to half staff. And speaking of lowering things to half staff, here's Mary with the weather."
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