It's not a sport, but it should be.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:42 pm

Everyone see this yet?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... _assaulted

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:58 pm

"I don't think I bit the dog. I just got into a fight with him,"
I think I am going to start fighting my dog right now.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:43 pm

"The dog is off for the next two days. He'll be back for his regular shift. He's not expected to miss any time," said Lt. Joseph Cecile, a police spokesman.

Geez, wouldn't want to miss any time at work, huh, dog. Be a bummer to bring home a short paycheck. How you gonna feed the bitch and puppies eucanuba with all that time offa work. Gonna hafta get that lollipop farm Ken-L- ration this week. Better see if you can get dog disability or som'thin.

THE
INHUMANE
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:54 pm

Russell was treated at Community General Hospital. He was jailed overnight before being released on his own recognizance after being arraigned Sunday by City Judge Thomas W. Higgins Jr.

Wait, being released on his own recognizance means that he got out because every single person he encounters is going to break down laughing at him, right?