Tdarcos, you have a cooking video deadline of 12/31/13

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:23 am

That is your deadline for a new cooking video.

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:32 pm

Oh my God. I just went and found the cooking videos. They are the best thing on the internet. Much better than Epic Meal Time. How do these things not have millions of views?

The one with the chili where he says "Now if you think I gotta go to the can opener...WRONG!" had me in tears.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:42 pm

lethargic wrote:Oh my God. I just went and found the cooking videos. They are the best thing on the internet. Much better than Epic Meal Time. How do these things not have millions of views?

The one with the chili where he says "Now if you think I gotta go to the can opener...WRONG!" had me in tears.

Everyone genuinely enjoys the cooking videos, but he won't make any new ones.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:04 pm

He's a diamond in the rough and doesn't even know it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:16 pm

Yes. Apparently people on Caltrops have given him shit. He could just ignore them and focus on us. It's something he does that we GENUINELY LIKE.

Instead he wants to try to be funny and paste quotes that have nothing to do with the topic and do other things instead of cook.

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:12 pm

If you think I'm not getting Ramen noodles and chili at the store tomorrow you're nuts.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:20 pm

We genuinely like:

1) The cooking videos
2) The Genesis Device to create mazes.

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:33 pm

Is it slop night?

OH HELL YEAH!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:35 pm

NICE! I remembered that a few weeks ago I said I would never ban Tdarcos again. I had e-mailed him that. So I can't actually ban him, but we would all enjoy another cooking video from the Maestro.

In fact, if he had just apologized for printing stuff from telnet BBSs, we would have all remained on good terms.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:21 pm

Nice call on the Wolf-brand, my man. We finally found a decent opinion on yo black ass.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:35 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:NICE! I remembered that a few weeks ago I said I would never ban Tdarcos again. I had e-mailed him that. So I can't actually ban him, but we would all enjoy another cooking video from the Maestro.

In fact, if he had just apologized for printing stuff from telnet BBSs, we would have all remained on good terms.

If you had asked politely, I probably would have.

This:

"What the fuck is fucking wrong with you? Jesus Christ!"

Crossed the line and negated/cancelled any obligation I would have to apologize. I made an error in an honest attempt to be helpful, but you made a mistake by being even nastier and offensive, on purpose.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:30 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:NICE! I remembered that a few weeks ago I said I would never ban Tdarcos again. I had e-mailed him that.

I saved your e-mail messages from October 21 and 22. You did not actually say that.

So I can't actually ban him, but we would all enjoy another cooking video from the Maestro.

Should I go over what you said in the other message? In this thread: http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9111

In your message of 3 days ago, December 17 at 12:45pm, you called me (1) an abortion; (2) a liar; (3) aspergic; (4) a rapist; (5) impugned my manhood; (6) declared me incompetent in the performance of my profession that I have spent 34 years practicing; and in the message of 12:54pm you subsequently called me (7) human garbage.

Again, I ask you, is it that you're off your medication or just forgetful of the really nasty and hurtful things you say?

I believe I have been polite and calm instead of responding in anger. As I said on Caltrops, I'm keeping my goat. But maybe you forget the nasty and hurtful things you said to me, I didn't. I have a thick skin and I'm a big boy and can take it, but it doesn't mean that when a supposed friend says those things, that it doesn't still hurt.

I'd also like to point out something else which you do not seem to understand. If you had actually read what I had to say in the links I gave, all I do is explain how to give a woman an orgasm. That does not mean I claim to be the world's greatest lover, all it means is I'm competent in bed. Competent to do what is necessary, not some fantastic sexual wizard.

If I can provide a solution to someone's computer problem I'm at least adequate. If it works and is a reasonable solution, and it's repeatable, it means I'm competent. If it's really good, someone may decide that it goes beyond that.

But all I've ever tried to do in the examples I give is provide a competent solution based on the fact that the published literature tells me that for a lot of men, their performance with women falls into the 'subpar' to 'substandard' class, and they often don't even rise to the level of 'adequate.'

As far back as the 1970s, Shere Hite did a survey and 30% of women said they don't orgasm as a result of vaginal intercourse. My late friend Andrea told me that girlfriends of hers that she spoke to confirm this, only about half came as a result of their boyfriends having sex with them.

All I'm trying to do is offer to other guys who think they could do better, some tips I've either read, or in this case, discovered by actual use on multiple women, that they do the job and that I am at least competent to tell others how to do them, because when I've done them they do work. That's all.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:39 am

Damn, I messed up.

Tdarcos wrote:As far back as the 1970s, Shere Hite did a survey and 30% of women said they don't orgasm as a result of vaginal intercourse. My late friend Andrea told me that girlfriends of hers that she spoke to confirm this, only about half came as a result of their boyfriends having sex with them.

The first sentence was reversed, it's not that 30% fail, it's that only 30% succeed. Shere Hite's survey, published in "The Hite Report" showed that only 30% of women orgasm as a result of vaginal intercourse; 70% do not come at all unless they receive extra stimulation, either having their clitoris or G-Spot stroked ("fingerfucking") or the guy performs cunnilingus.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:42 am

lethargic wrote:Is it slop night?

OH HELL YEAH!

So what did you think of the taste? It is rather amazing, I think, that IMNSHO two items that are more-or-less mundane become much tastier when combined, as a kind of "gestalt."

But what's your opinion?

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:18 pm

Slop was surprisingly delicious. I added taco cheese and jalapenos. And I haven't even had to change my underwear yet.

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:21 pm

What ingredients do I need to make vaginal intercourse? That sounds delicious.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:47 pm

lethargic wrote:What ingredients do I need to make vaginal intercourse? That sounds delicious.

Fresh pussy and a round of dick. Pound the dick on the pussy until the dick is soft.

This was funny.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:24 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:That is your deadline for a new cooking video.

My primary camera that I have, HD quality, has a LION battery, has gone bad. When it starts, all I get is a white screen. Wasn't dropped, wasn't smashed, and I think I used it about 3 weeks ago it worked okay.

Secondary camera, uses 3 AAA (which means I can use) rechargeable batteries. I just bought a new $30 rapid charger that charges NICD, NIMH and even Alkaline batteries. Charged up some batteries, the charger is supposedly microprocessor controlled so it can tell you if a battery is bad, charged several batteries that apparently had a partial charge. Gives status on each battery separately and says "OK" for the 4 in the charger; fully charged. Put the 3 AAA batteries in the camera that the new charger says that are good in the camera, and...

It says "battery low" and shuts itself down. Try again with another set. Those work okay; says they're fully charged. Go out to the kitchen and... it's too dark.

Put those other batteries in a Ray-O-Vac charger, and it says they're low and starts charging them. So I decide to move the charger off the wall - I ran out of room on my surge suppressor - I can't get it loose from the wall, then the goddam Ray-O-Vac spun out of my hand and vortexed under the bed. But it did spit the batteries out before flying under the bed, right where I can't reach it.

This is a very common practice; a lot of things will deliberately fall such that it goes under an item like a rack or shelving where I can't reach it. If I have anything with any space under it, it's guaranteed that something will fly under it. It's like I need to block anything with an opening thicker than a piece of paper to keep stuff from getting sucked under it.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:32 pm

So you're starting production on a video and there are some technical details that you are working on right now.

THE
SHORT VERSION
AARDVARK

TSummary · Post by **TSummary** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:46 pm

You stole my bit.

Tdarcos, you have a cooking video deadline of 12/31/13

Tdarcos, you have a cooking video deadline of 12/31/13

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