Here's where we discuss the "unrated" Blurred Line

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:03 pm

I think it's a pretty good music video.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:55 pm

Sell it to me. Why would I navigate to Youtube and watch/ listen to it?

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:38 pm

Understood. Your time is valuable.

The unrated or "uncensored" video has three idiots alongside three gorgeous women dancing topless.

The brunette in that video is, at the moment, one of the three hottest women on planet Earth. There's my girlfriend, there's the female fortune teller ZOLTAN machine and that girl.

Anyway, she's a doll. You don't need me to sell you on it any longer. I really wish I could do a study in the US some time. I'd like to see if the entire country was more fucken mellow if our girlfriends or wives would just dance topless for us one night a week. I think we'd stop invading countries.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:39 pm

It's also the first thing I've recommended to Pinback in 10 years that he has liked.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:59 pm

The blonde is also outrageously hot. Or maybe there are two of them. I dunno. Although it's difficult to enjoy at times because of the fucking idiots douchebagging themselves around them the rest of the time lip-synching to the world's worst song, but hey. There ya go.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:20 pm

Agreed, it is an absolutely terrible song that should not be listened to by anyone, UNLESS it inspires man or woman to get their groove on.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:53 pm

A few random thoughts for you all to eviscerate:

- the blonde is hot.
- the brunette is hot.
- the blackish chick is weird. Her face is weird and her hair is weirder. She's so weird that she made me forget she wasn't wearing a top, which is pretty weird.
- what kind of weird "rock/paper/scissors" game do you think went on to decide who got to hold the sheep and who had to walk around with a banjo.
- as far as music videos go, I give it a 7/10 with the sound on and a 9/10 with the sound off.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:08 am

The young ladies' mothers must be very proud. Are the nekkid girls actually part of the band or just eye candy? I saw a ban-jo at one point (I didn't actually listen to the video) but a moment later I saw a goat and I am reasonably sure that goats aren't musical instruments. But this is a hipster looking video so one never can tell.

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lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:05 pm

It amazes me that throwing a few tits in your music video will actually get people to watch it in the year 2013. The internet has plenty better tits to offer than this retarded video for this terrible song.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:11 pm

Damn.

I'm gonna need some privacy for this.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:11 pm

lethargic wrote:It amazes me that throwing a few tits in your music video will actually get people to watch it in the year 2013.

I think tits are timeless.

lethargic · Post by **lethargic** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:03 pm

RealNC wrote:
lethargic wrote:It amazes me that throwing a few tits in your music video will actually get people to watch it in the year 2013.
I think tits are timeless.

The point is the internet only offers two things. Tits and kittens. There is no shortage of tits on tap. You don't have to watch this. You can watch a girl hotter than that shove a watermelon up her asshole if you want.

So it's odd that this trend of putting uncensored music videos is just now starting. Because now it's the least special. If somebody put out a video with naked girls years ago it'd be wow, that's nuts. Now it's, who cares, I'm watching desperate camgirls flash for tips. How can tits still be special when you can watch Kim Kardashian take it in the shitter anytime you want?

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:27 pm

There was nudity before in video clips though. Even back in 1991 in Massive Attack's "Be Thankful for What You Got" (and it wasn't just topless.) It wasn't even considered offensive. At least not in Europe.

It's true that you can get porn featuring top-of-the-line, "will do anything for money" sluts on the net. But I think the main reason these video clips are so popular is exactly because they're not porn.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:43 pm

lethargic wrote:It amazes me that throwing a few tits in your music video will actually get people to watch it in the year 2013. The internet has plenty better tits to offer than this retarded video for this terrible song.

Those are the greatest tits on the Internet at the moment. Do we need a thread to prove this? I think we need a thread to prove or disprove this. Let's all go to the secret base.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:47 am

http://www.mademan.com/gallery/blurred- ... ski-speaks

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:34 pm

AArdvark wrote:The young ladies' mothers must be very proud. Are the nekkid girls actually part of the band or just eye candy?
AARDVARK

Sigh Im back. There is no band. Music mogul Pharrell Williams has a deal with the devil that anything he approves of is instantly popular among the unwashed idiots. Sort of like the Rick Rubin of terrible music.

This "song" is by Robin Thicke, he of the bad suit and fake blue contacts. Also the white guy. He is the son of Canadian Actor and former Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. Alan Thicke does radio commercials to warn you of the IRS and his career is over.

Pharell Williams is the idiot preening around. He has worked with everyone in the hip hopish industry from Gwen Stefani to Jay-Z and a million others. He did however mange to front two real bands "N.E.R.D." and "The Neptunes"

TI after serving some sort of jail time for a gun offense is also in the video. He is famous for being a rapper and for serving jail time. I don't think he is allowed to appear with Robin and Pharrell.

Mr. Thicke also had to ask permission from his wife to do the video. No not cause she is on some censor board, just that she is his wife and he is a giant pussy and scarred of her.

The "song" was featured in every younger crowd club or bar as well as on the NBA 2k14 soundtrack.