Attention: Motorcyclists That Ride Together

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:30 pm

The next time I am trying to get onto a highway on-ramp and 10 of you pieces of shit on your little crotch rockets decide to pass everyone in the process of merging, thus making all of us responsible for your safety, I will merge without looking and happily, greedily kill as many of you as possible.

You are literally the most dangerous and selfish people to have ever used any form of transportation, except for maybe when Josef Mengele upholstered his own golf cart from what he had easy access to nearby.

Die in a fire, or don't and let me end your lives,

ICJ

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:07 am

I was driving on Georgia Avenue in Washington, DC when a guy on a crotch rocket passed me probably doing about 90 miles an hour on a major cross-town road with a speed limit of about 35 or 40.

I never was so glad in my life to see someone get busted as I did when I saw a DC Police marked patrol car pass me going after them, doing code 3, and shortly thereafer I rolled a little further up the line and saw the guy pulled over by said police car.

This must have been something to make me remember it since it happened before 2000.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:55 am

doing code 3

Is that some kind of scatological reference?

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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:34 am

AArdvark wrote:
doing code 3
Is that some kind of scatological reference?

Yeah. I'm sure the cop was pissed off, barreling down the road at high speed like shit through a goose going after that guy!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue May 07, 2013 4:03 pm

Hey Jonsey, do they do the white lining there? That's where they ride on the line in between lanes. In some places it's legal. My friend who lives in California says he does it all the time. I do not recommend it.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Tue May 07, 2013 9:33 pm

Actually encountered someone on a Kawasaki "white lining" last Friday on the way to lunch - freaked out everyone else in the car.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:23 pm

I mean, if someone does that and you hit them, I think the cops shouldn't even pull you over. I would probably never let go of my horn if someone did that to me.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Wed May 08, 2013 3:37 am

This is from Thailand, but you get the idea.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Wed May 08, 2013 3:40 am

Also as far as the US goes I guess it is only legal in California. So don't go there and try it, and don't try and start the fad in Colorado, either.

One can only hope that this guy got what he deserved.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 08, 2013 7:20 am

One can only hope that this guy got what he deserved.

What's that, Flack? What does he deserve for whitelining with his motorcycle?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:10 pm

A forum full of posts from Paul's fake personalities.