"I am not an ugly guy just someone who really wants your machine for me and my two young boys for our gameroom! Please call me at (xxx) so I can buy your machine."
"Please call me. I have a trailer today and can come by and pick up the pinball machine. My name is Steve and my phone is (xxx). I am going to have a couple of very excited boys if this works out for us. Thanks very much!"
"I will pay you more than you are asking for the machine. It is worth more and I really want it!!!!"
"The machine is so cool and I'm hoping that you will call me because I will have sent you the most e-mails!!"
I am hoping that you just have not read my messages yet from earlier this morning. We are still really excited about the pinball machine and would love to add it to our small pinball collection we have going in our gameroom. I am praying that you are going to be calling me this evening and making my day BIG time!! I mentioned earlier that I want to pay you more than you are asking for the machine.............I have been wanting one of these games forever. It will look great sitting next to my Captain Fantastic pinball machine from 1976. Anyways please let me know when you get this and my other 6 e-mails that I left you earlier this morning. My name is Steve and you can reach me at (xxx)
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Jesus Christ man, have some dignity.
It's kind of hard to be dignified when you're bleeding to death, nailed to a cross.
Okay, now we really have to settle this. Do you understand why this is not funny? It's not because it's "offensive". It's objectively an unfunny joke. Do you understand why?
When you need my help because I'm ruining everything, don't look at me.
