I wake up to find this:
Larry: You are a fucking asshole.
I attempt to query him as to what he is talking about:
me: what??!
Larry: You are a fucking asshole.
me: Yikes. Did something happen I'm not aware of?
Then I get the story:
Larry: I asked you not to use flatulence noises and you did not respect my request then, when I was no longer on the air, you were talking shit about me (I'm told. I didn't listen). It's not funny to me. It's highly disrespectful.
I don't remember "talking shit about him" after the incident, but not wishing to exacerbate any problems, I offered a branch:
me: Well, it was not my intent to upset anyone. As I sort of consider the whole show a gag, perhaps I did not fully understand the seriousness of your feelings on the matter. I apologize for that misunderstanding, and any disrespect you felt. As my favorite guy ever, I continue to hold nothing but respect for you, in real life.
In response to which I was immediately greeted with:
(Larry has logged off.)
What in the holy christing fuck is going on here. This has SOURED me on this whole endeavor.
When you need my help because I'm ruining everything, don't look at me.
