[REVIEW] Deep fried, bacon wrapped venison burger

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RetroRomper
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[REVIEW] Deep fried, bacon wrapped venison burger

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To commemorate Martin Luther King Jr day, I decided to fulfill a dream I had, a promise I made to myself years ago: to combine bacon with more bacon in a package that was then deep fried around meat both succulent and uncanny.

Thus my dream of a deep fried, bacon wrapped Venison burger topped with candied bacon came to fulfillment.

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Served with deep fried yams, sweet potato and bourbon, did every taste bud in my mouth come afire and proactively scream to my brain DROP THE DOPAMINE! Stoned and bewildered did I finish this monstrosity without blinking, without feeling and without being full. Combined with the sugary, sweet yet bitter taste of a strong drink was my dream fully realized.

Though I know this isn't what Dr. King Jr. had in mind when he stood on that podium and utter those now famous words, I do believe that he would have appreciated the fact that an ideal became reality and that reality was delicious.

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They should just rename it "Guaranteed heart attack on a bun." If you drop dead soon, can I have your computer? Oh sorry, that was cruelly wrong.

If you drop dead soon, may I have your computer?
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Where are the fucking cookies, Retro?
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