Tim Tebow

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I say he never plays in an NFL game again. The excitement and curiosity have expired, and now all you have is: he's just awful.

Seems like a nice guy, and it was a fun ride while it lasted, but I think that's it, isn't it? I think that's it.

Tim, you're a great guy, we don't wish you any ill will, but here's a sandwich and a bus pass.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, he would have been the starter in Jacksonville by now. His handlers, I guess, wanted this move to New York. WOW someone's dreams didn't work out in New York City, who would have guessed?

I know that most waiters who think they are the next George Clooney don't watch sports (ugh, sports!!) but that's unfortunate. There is a lesson they could learn there. If this guy who was amazingly successful in the south and somewhat less successful in the Rocky Mountains can't come to New York City and "make it there," then all of the dumb fuckers who slather that terrible city with their stinking biomass should realize it won't pan out for them either.

When Rob Gronkowski and Jimmy Graham are next up for a new contract, they're gonna get $100 million extensions each. So I don't know why Tebow, at this point, doesn't become a tight end. Does he know he won't have to catch his own passes?