Lousy British Spammer

[yapara]

I am so fucking happy with a kitchen company that I found. I do think that when buying a kitchen (which is sold separately in the UK. Usually there's just a large hole in the side of your house where the kitchen goes. You have to fill it with a kitchen from a big box store.

If you live in London. Then you bloody well should buy your kitchen from London, What the fuck!
As well as safe guarding yourself against social diseases. 'Keep it in your pants and you wont go to France,' as the saying goes.

I was a large crustacean once and I made a mistake and went to a Lobsters R Us. I had my drawers missing and the wrong design of tape on my John-Thomas. They delivered me on a plate to the restaurant out front where bad things happened.

[The Happiness Engine]

How can *I* give all my squiggly Ls to China?!

[Flack]

I want to know who buys a kitchen.

My houses have all come with one.

[AArdvark]

I am so gonna fix that lousy spammer after I drink another bottle of wine!


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