They have some sort of Mexican cheese-based burrito thingy as a joke item - that turned out to be real - in the Webcomic
Schlock Mercenary. It's called a chupaqueso.
It's a great series, often funny, sometimes very insightful, and I recommend it. I actually spent a month reading it from beginning to the present. It's been running continuously for over 10 years, so that was over 3700 strips I had to read. But it gives me an advantage that I understand the entire storyline.
http://schlockmercenary.com
Reading a strip from the beginning can allow you to understand it when it is a continuing story. It was interesting that a lot of people probably never read old Peanuts strips and didn't know that there is a whole history there. I remember how when I was about 11 I got to go to a drive-in movie and it was one of the Peanuts films, and (if I hadn't seen it in books of the prior Peanuts strips I had read), I wouldn't have known, and might have been shocked to discover that Charlie Brown was Snoopy's second owner, not his first.
Here's a recipe for chupaqueso from one of Wikipedia's reference services, Wikibooks:
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Chupaqueso
Since you're such a fan of this sort of cooking, Pinhead, perhaps you should try this and tell me what you think of it.
Given the general rise in expenses and fall in the typical standard of living, the future ain't what it used to be.
