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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:28 am

Slim Shady!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:15 pm

Inigo Montoya.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:51 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:37 pm

Luka!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:49 pm

My name is Inigo Montoya. You <s>killed my father</s> spammed my BBS. Prepare to die.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:19 pm

Tdarcos wrote:My name is Inigo Montoya. You <s>killed my father</s> spammed my BBS. Prepare to die.

LOOK THREE POSTS UP FROM YOURS.

GOD EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG ON THE BBS.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:55 am

(That's where he got the idea)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:18 am

pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:My name is Inigo Montoya. You <s>killed my father</s> spammed my BBS. Prepare to die.
LOOK THREE POSTS UP FROM YOURS.

GOD EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG ON THE BBS.

Fine, I'm out of here. I know when I'm not wanted. Tell Jonsey how much you hate me that you drove me away.

Goodbye.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:36 am

Nobody hates you, Tdarcos. We're all just speaking to each other in an outraged manner. It's a sign... of friendship.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:12 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Nobody hates you, Tdarcos. We're all just speaking to each other in an outraged manner. It's a sign... of friendship.

Yeah, well I found this item from a website, looks like Pinback has had it out for me for years:

Date Posted: 15:29:02 01/30/02 Wed
Author: Sgt. Pinback
Subject: Re: No, really, who's the big fat guy?
In reply to: FORUM TOUGH GUY 's message, "No, really, who's the big fat guy?" on 14:38:37 01/30/02 Wed

>No, really.

Paul Robinson, AKA Tansin Arogan Darcos, AKA TDARCOS, AKA long-time net.kook, AKA the guy who used to hang out on my old, OLD BBSes like 15-20 years ago, AKA the guy who we once met at a mall in Arlington at a BBS meeting, except he and my dad and I were the only ones who showed up, and during the (mercifully short) meeting, he was eating a McRib sandwich and had a huge glob of BBQ sauce stuck to his gigantic chin on his gigantic head on his 400+ pound body, AKA the guy I sold my 386/40 to for $800, and took it over to his house, which was (and might still be) his mother's house, and after he paid me the money and waddled his way upstairs with it, he instantly dropped and broke it, which was one of the saddest-slash-funniest things I've ever seen-slash-heard.

Him.

http://www.voy.com/47897/4/282.html

Ben's had it out for me for years, I guess. And this message was responded to by someone named "Robb" so we can guess who saw it.

By the way, it wasn't my mother's house. We were renting it, and yes, my mother was living there, but I was the one who signed the lease.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:15 am

Also, I did not break it, it simply had a dent on the side, the computer worked fine after I reseated the memory chips which had loosened from the drop. The computer did not require servicing and no parts were broken.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:22 am

Damn, I forgot to include Robb's very inciteful commentary about his own mistakes in quoting from that thread:

"Right hand, left hand, fuck fuck fuck." - Robb [Sherwin]

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:36 am

Tdarcos wrote:Fine, I'm out of here. I know when I'm not wanted. Tell Jonsey how much you hate me that you drove me away.

Goodbye.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Nobody hates you, Tdarcos. We're all just speaking to each other in an outraged manner. It's a sign... of friendship.

Saying goodbye
Is never an easy thing
But you never said
That you'd stay forever
So if you must go
Now darling I'll set you free
But I know in time
That we'll be together
I will try
To stop you now from leaving...
- Taylor Dayne, Love will lead you back

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:27 pm

C'mon man, don't be like that! We're boys! C'mon! We're just havin' fun here!

C'mon!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:44 pm

pinback wrote:C'mon man, don't be like that! We're boys! C'mon! We're just havin' fun here!

C'mon!

Hey Ben, can you fix your goddam website, it's getting boring finding my picture on the front page. Can't you at least do a PHP randomizer and choose different pictures?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:28 pm

Tdarcos wrote:Damn, I forgot to include Robb's very inciteful commentary about his own mistakes in quoting from that thread:

"Right hand, left hand, fuck fuck fuck." - Robb [Sherwin]

Ha ha ha, did I say that? God, I love reading my old posts.

That BBS was a lot of fun. To this day, I think it is the finest set of posts ever, on any BBS. It died before it had a period that wasn't a golden age.

Oh, Voy.com. How you made us laugh.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:32 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:"Right hand, left hand, fuck fuck fuck." - Robb [Sherwin]
Ha ha ha, did I say that? God, I love reading my old posts.

That BBS was a lot of fun. To this day, I think it is the finest set of posts ever, on any BBS. It died before it had a period that wasn't a golden age.

Oh, Voy.com. How you made us laugh.

Somehow, Jonsey, your quote made me think of an ambidextrous hooker who only gives hand jobs.