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An appropriate response

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One of the semi-resident trolls on the Usenet Newsgroup humanities.philosophy.objectivism who has the nerve to consider me a troll, a guy by the name of Charles Bell (who is wrong so often I refer to him as "Ding-Dong Bell") didn't like one of my articles.

I wrote an article where I argued that there is no 'choice' in being gay; no sane person would 'choose' to be gay with all the crap straight people throw at them, and clearly being gay is a genetic condition, same as my being interested in women is as well.

Bell proceeds to respond by saying "Does that dick in your mouth make you look gay?" then repeats his list of about 12 items he claims I believe in, which are supposed to make me look bad, claiming everything I say is a lie and a fraud, and that I am a consistent supporter of collectivist government.

Most of his claims are flat out wrong, quote me out of context, or are plain flat lies. This is even after Bell has admitted he doesn't even read what I write. Bell has the Fox News system of reporting down pat (he also hates people who criticize Faux News.) He's also well schooled in the practices of the public relations firm of Joseph Goebbels & Company, who realized if you say a big lie often enough, people will believe it.

So I decided to respond in kind, I pointed out that I was deeply offended at his remark, because I don't do bottom and he should know this. I also said that I'll say the same thing to him I say to offensive people who call me on t he phone: I don't care how nicely you ask me, I won't let you suck my dick. Because I know what he would do: Bite Me.

I also said he should "engage reflexively in sexual intercourse."

I then asked him if he was still able to get $25 for guys to fuck him in the ass, or was he so worn out that he had to cut his price to $20?
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Did all this happen recently, Commander? What time did these exchanges take place?
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It was in 1814, Commander. We had just taken a little trip, along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans. And, while carrying our beans and bacon, we caught the damned British in the town of New Orleans.

This was before Katrina, a time in which the levees did fall, and there were no beans or bacon to be found, only shrimp. And rioters.
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What did they do to the alligator?

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