Some sex ads from 1994

[Tdarcos]

Newsgroups: alt.config, alt.foreplay, alt.sex, alt.sex.wizards
From: Paul Robinson <tdar>
Date: Sat, 17 Dec 1994 15:04:09 -0500
Local: Sat, Dec 17 1994 3:04 pm
Subject: Re: Group 'alt.foreplay' what a bad name choice


On Wed, 14 Dec 1994, Len Gottesman wrote:
> > I could be wrong, but I suspect the group will become another one of
> > those low-traffic or no-traffic groups that sit, year after year
> > gathering dust on thousands of sites.

> If that bothers you, just spam it every day! :)

Riiiiight.

"Here's today's story on foreplay, brought to you by K-Y Jelly..."

"Today's story on better anal sex practices is brought to you by Preparation H...."

"Our story on avoiding unwanted pregnancy is brought to you by Fuckers' Brand Condoms. Ask for them by name: go into your favorite drug store, and say, 'Give me a pack of them Fuckers, please....'" :)