Television Is Terrible. The Top 5 Television Shows Of All-Ti

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:31 pm

Actually, fuck you.

Go find the episode "Who Got Dee Pregnant?". It's from season six. It's pretty good. FUCK YOU.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:32 pm

You asked me to define the magic. If this thread gets bumped over the weekend, I'll do exactly that. I am never going to remember otherwise, and honestly, if you don't like the show I sort of consider you subhuman and hardly worth my time to begin with.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:34 pm

Also, I gave pinback the torrent link to Season One of Misfits. Here it is for the rest of you. GUESS my FAVORITE character.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5338682 ... s_Season_1

Hey, Commander Tdarcos - do you download movies and TV for free off the Internet? Christ, if I had been through some of your misadventures, that's all I would ever do.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:18 am

I haven't seen any of the shows in your top 5 list.

TIME TO GET DOWNLOADING.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:48 am

Flack wrote:I haven't seen any of the shows in your top 5 list.

TIME TO GET DOWNLOADING.

You haven't seen Star Trek.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:52 pm

Will there be more pictures accompanying the other four entries?

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Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:44 am

pinback wrote:
Flack wrote:I haven't seen any of the shows in your top 5 list.

TIME TO GET DOWNLOADING.
You haven't seen Star Trek.

Whoops. I have seen Star Trek. Right after ICJ mentioned that one, TDarcos started talking about his dick problems and I kind of wiped all that from my memory. I had to. A guy's gotta eat, eventually.

The Star Trek I've seen the most of is the original series, and I'd say I've seen maybe 25% of those episodes and probably couldn't write a recap of any of them. As far as the movies go, I've seen the one with Khan, the one where Spock dies, and the one with the whales on Earth. Again, I couldn't summarize the plots of any of them. Perhaps it's time to revisit this classic. I have every episode of the original saved "somewhere".

The only Trek's I've watched where the original and TNG. No Babylon 5 or any other spin-offs for me.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:33 pm

Flack wrote:The only Trek's I've watched where the original and TNG. No Babylon 5 or any other spin-offs for me.

No Star Trek: Babylon 5 for you? How about about Star Trek: Firefly?

Star Trek: Manimal?

Surely you caught a few episodes of Star Trek: Judge Judy or Star Trek: Lakers vs. Timberwolves??

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:59 pm

My understanding is that, at some point, whoever did Deep Space Nine said, "f Star Trek, we're telling a multi-season story here." I would like to watch one a day for a year or whatever and get the whole thing down.

From what I have read, the story they told was really good, and I have heard it described as "the best of Star Trek." For whatever that's worth.

My list should probably go:

1. Breaking Bad
2. Misfits (and there is going to be a season three of Misfits, they could ruin everything)
3. The Wire
4. Always Sunny
5. Firefly
6. Trek
7. Archer

TV really has gotten better, in terms of my tastes and the shows I like to mount. ("Like, to a drive letter?") No.... No. I don't mean that at all.

"I don't mean that at all." -- Stroke Guy

Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish is a big fan of "H." Jon Benjamin, but won't watch "Archer." I'm bringing this up to humiliate him.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:36 pm

Archer isn't funny. Or at least, not as funny as it should be, because he doesn't write it. You like it because it has the same goddamn problems that Always Sunny has, which is:

THESE SHOWS (and Robb J. Sherwin) THINK THAT TALKING FAST AND LOUD == COMEDY.

(PS IT DON'T)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:40 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:My understanding is that, at some point, whoever did Deep Space Nine said, "f Star Trek, we're telling a multi-season story here." I would like to watch one a day for a year or whatever and get the whole thing down.

As luck would have it, this is actually what I'm a doing right now. However, I am on Season 2, and like all Star Trek shows except the original, Season 2 is a steaming pile of crap.

I'm told Season 3 is where Sisko gets a beard and the show gets good. This is what I'm told.

My objection is, the show is called STAR TREK, and they never GO ANYWHERE.

"And you people are... astronauts! On some kinda... star trek!" - Zephram Cochrane

"No." - cast of Deep Space 9.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:53 pm

So they could call it Star Stay In One Place?

I hate this tiny netbook keyboard