But was she any good in bed?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:42 am

A preview for one of the Law and Order episodes shows what is apparently two people going at it hot and heavy, and then cutting to a young man crying, "I had sex with my sister?"

So, is he complaining because the sex was lousy, or because it was really good and now he can't have her again, or is he just freaked out because it was his sister?

But was she any good?

Which reminds me of a story...

Guy in bed rolls off his woman and says, "You really are great, sis, you're even better in bed than mom!"
"Yeah, I know. Daddy says the same thing!"

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:47 pm

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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:46 am

"You think I should pretend you're my sister like I'm some white trash perv?"

Another joke.

Q: What defines a West Virginia girl as a virgin?
A: One that can run faster than her brothers.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:19 pm

How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter's on her period?

Her son's dick tastes funny.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:16 pm

pinback wrote:How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter's on her period?

Her son's dick tastes funny.

That was so sick and it was hilarious.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:03 am

pinback wrote:How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter's on her period?
Her son's dick tastes funny.

Oh, you want dick jokes, eh?

How do you get your wife/girlfriend to scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the drapes.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:27 am

Tdarcos wrote:How do you get your wife/girlfriend to scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the drapes.

I...

I heard that one differently. And way sicker.