2009 NFL Thread. Super Bowl (whatever) Saints 30, Pats 28

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Team is undefeated with uncooked crawfish! If they win the Super Bowl I will NEVER EAT IT.

I never ate the crawfish.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I can't get over what a shitty call this is by Joe Buck.

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Sometimes I think it's lost on just what a shitty world we live in, in some respects. I'm not complaining about the large picture, but some of the details.

In football, we have a completely passionless play by play guy who HAS to do every game. I don't know a single person who likes Joe Buck, much less prefers him. He is someone to be endured. And he does every big game Fox has.

In baseball, Tim McCarver infects every broadcast. I literally know more about baseball than he does, and he played the game. He brings down every show he does with his terrible and moronic insight.

And back to football, we will look back on this time, when the NFL had an exclusive agreement with EA Sports, and say, "Wow, there were zero good football games for a decade." It's just, we are living in this abortion of reality at the moment and nobody seems to have the big picture here. It's incredible frustrating.

If I didn't have a hundred other things to do, I guess I'd make a video with Jim Henderson's call of that kick set to the HD feed of the game.

Another amazing thing is how bitter Vikings fans still are. Five fumbles and the Saints end up winning the game that follows and they still think the Minnesota Vikings "deserved" to win the game. It's really funny.

(Also, Brett Favre just bothered to get his ankle look at now. It requires surgery if he's going to play this upcoming season. You definitely want to wait four months before getting it looked at, Brett! Hahaha!)

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Buck was "laying out". That's the term they use to describe that.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I like that there's a term for being terribly incompetent at your profession and craft.

Next time I try to do lawn work and I end up making my home seem as if it was built directly over the Chernobyl meltdown, I'll say I'm "laying out" and smugly wink at the audience.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hey, I wonder what former FEMA asshole Michael Brown has to say about the Super Bowl, surely this incompetent piece of human garbage doesn't have a publi --

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BROWNIE YER STILL DOING A HECKUVA JOB!!!!!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Baltimore street renamed in honor of God’s Linebacker. Part of North Avenue in Baltimore will now be known as Ray Lewis Way.

Ray Lewis DID kill two people, but nobody remembers this. You know what would be great? You and a friend getting murdered on Ray Lewis Way by Ray Lewis.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I will be entering this raffle a thousand times. It's for a genuine Super Bowl ring.

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