#1 Seed Hockey Teams That Lost In The First Round

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:42 pm

This list apparently does not exist on the Internet, so let's start.

1994. #8 Sharks beat #1 Red Wings 4 games to 3.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:08 am

Anything that involves the Red Wings going down is fine by me.

2006. #8 Oilers beat #1 Red Wings 4 games to 2.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:46 pm

2009: #8 Ducks beat #1 Sharks, 4-2

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:06 am

2000: #8 Sharks beat #1 Blues 4 games to 3.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:32 pm

See, I had THOUGHT the Sharks did it twice. Then it happened to them.

And it may happen to them ... again!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:59 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:See, I had THOUGHT the Sharks did it twice. Then it happened to them.

And it may happen to them ... again!

We'll find out tonight.

If the Avs win, I feel like they can squeak out another one in three more games.

If the Sharks avenge the greatest goaltending performance in the history of hockey, probably gonna spell doom!

Prolly some doom!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:56 pm

I'm angry and confused that Danny Boyle's own goal didn't get more play. I was going to write a post about it, but even *I* ended up ignoring it.

As far as we (we = Pinback, Kat, ICJ and Greg) can determine, nobody has ever had an "own goal" on themselves to end a sudden death playoff game in human history.

Naturally, it went completely ignored by the American sports media, outside of hockey blogs. Naturally! The only Canadian getting any press in the states is Steve Nash.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:48 am

Awful news (other than the loss last night):

They finally found a definitive camera angle which shows the puck deflecting ever-so-slightly against O'Reilly's stick.

It is now officially a misconceived own goal.

=(

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:58 pm

Do you have a link to this new video?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:06 pm

I did find this:

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And I feel lousy for Boyle and Nabakov. 95% of all baseball and football players would be attitude-brimming cocksuckers in this situation, attempting to fight the guys asking the questions.

Hockey. The last sport not filled-to-bursting with assholes.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:11 pm

Well, the Sharks won the series, so I don't feel bad for those two clumsy oxen half-mans any longer. Fuck 'em!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:12 pm

2010: #8 Canadiens beat #1 Capitals 4-3.

I'm reading that the Habs were the first #8 seed to rally from a 3-1 deficit.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:07 pm

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:26 pm

I thought he was playing for the Bruins? I even played your song for my wife after she cursed him out for being a goon against the Sabres. I think it made her hate him even more.

THE
WHAT TEAM IS THIS
AARDVARK

Edit: This is me posting without even checking to see who's left in the playoffs. Once Buffalo was out of it we stopped watching.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 03, 2010 7:00 pm

Mark Recchi IS playing for the Bruins. The Flyers coach called him "that Mark Recchi guy," which is disrespectful of all the hard work he gave the Flyers.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue May 04, 2010 3:06 am

A-HA! I am filled with understanding now.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 04, 2010 7:30 am

Let Mark Recchi always bring us together!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:29 pm

Ben and I, under one of my many aliases, edited the entry for Chris Stewart in the Wikipedia to - in showing evidence that he gets in fight - so that it links to www.chrisgoddamnstewart.com.

And I said at the time, "it's a matter of time before some humorless cunt ruins that link."

That day was April 20.

That humorless cunt was "Twas_now."

Because he's a humorless cunt, he probably woke up and changed his page back. But here's the revision:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... =360219969

Twas_now more like TWAT_NOW

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:29 pm

Also, 2010 will be the year this website picks fights with the Wikipedia, as much as humanly possible.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 04, 2010 11:41 pm

maggot!