NFL 2008: Training Camps

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Here are my predictions as to who goes to the playoffs. Since it is impossible to predict, I don't need facts or injuries in the way. If you feel your team got insulted, don't! Last year and how things look for this year simply don't matter, and half of my choices will be because the team was so bad last year.

NFC
Washington
Minnesota
St. Louis
New Orleans
Atlanta
Dallas

AFC
New England
Pittsburgh
San Diego
Jacksonville
Buffalo
Houston

Let's see how I do.... in December 08!

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New Orleans

Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, then I don't want any part of it.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I think they can make it. They didn't make it last year, which is a plus in the NFL, and at the same time, when I consider various intangibles, and consult my spreadsheets, graphs and formu-SHOOOOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Also, I just read this about my main man Rickey Jackson:

In actually asked Rickey what he thought of the team and their chances.

He just said, "Look good." He seemed more interested in deciding what size shirt he was going to buy in the pro shop. He's a man of few words, but generally friendly to me and others that greeted him.

Ohhh Rickey.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Robert Meachem was selected in the first round two years ago by the Saints. He did not play last year, as he had knee and ankle issues.

He looked AMAZING last night against the Cardinals.

Teams that have two competent QBs are going to look better in pre-season (the Saints have Brees and Brunell) -- and in fact, if the Cardinals had played Warner, they would have done the same - but you can't argue with the results. Meachem went over a hundred yards, had a great run-after-catch and scored. He is my FANTASY SLEEPER for 2008.

That sounds gay, but I assure you it is manly.

Oh yeah, regarding Warner: he basically said he did not play because the Cardinals' backup o-line is so shitty the staff thought he would get killed. Hahaha. Even when the Rams and Saints had a rivalry for a few years, I always liked Kurt Warner.

[ICJ]

Here are my predictions as to who goes to the playoffs.

Yeah, let's see how I did:

NFC
Washington

WRONG

Minnesota

Right.. but this was one of the worst goddamn teams I've ever seen make the playoffs.

St. Louis
New Orleans
Dallas

WRONG WRONG WRONG

Atlanta

Right. ESPN had them as the worst team going into the season.

AFC
New England
Jacksonville
Buffalo
Houston

JESUS CHRIST WRONG

Pittsburgh
San Diego

Whatever.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Also, I just read this about my main man Rickey Jackson:

In actually asked Rickey what he thought of the team and their chances.

He just said, "Look good." He seemed more interested in deciding what size shirt he was going to buy in the pro shop. He's a man of few words, but generally friendly to me and others that greeted him.

Ohhh Rickey.

As of today, Rickey Jackson is an NFL HALL OF FAMER.