2008 PGA Player of the Year Award Thread

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:01 pm

Well, this is all that there's left to decide. I suggested at the end of the PGA thread that it's definitely gonna go to Paddy, but Tiger still has twice the wins and STILL is on top of the money list, so it might not be the done deal I thought.

Here is a dumbass "point-counterpoint" about this topic on Yahoo Fucking Golf, the most worthless golf page in the universe.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:43 pm

This is just fucking perfect.

Paddy wins two majors, nothing else, and now he's the odds on favorite to win the award. Surely a fine showing in the FedEx cup "playoffs" would seal the deal!

PLAYOFF EVENT 1 RESULT: Paddy misses the cut.

PLAYOFF EVENT 2, FIRST ROUND RESULT: Paddy is alone in last place, in a field of 115 players.

There's your Player of the Year, folks! Ain't he great?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:44 pm

Well, he officially won it today.

FUCK YOU PADDY.

This thread is over. See you next April.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:37 pm

That's what you meant? I assumed he just won some winter tourney.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:49 am

They don't play golf in winter. They just collect ill-deserved meaningless awards.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:23 am

Wait, the guy missed a cut and finished last at an event. How was he player of the year? Why wasn't it just Tiger Woods? Please explain this to me. There's no playoff, right?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:30 am

He won two (2) majors. That trumps everything else.