2008-2009 Off-season MLB thread

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Without comment:

It's seems like a long October for Jeter, whose Yankees missed the playoffs this year after a 13-season string of postseason appearances.

"It feels like it should be about the middle of November, so it's been a little awkward," said Jeter, who hasn't been watching the World Series games between Philadelphia and Tampa Bay.

"I see highlights of them. If I'm not playing in it, I don't really want to sit around and watch, but I'd be lying to you if I said I'm not interested in what's going to happen."

He laughed when asked which team he's rooting for. "I'm not rooting for anybody," he said.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

John Parrish, P, Jays filed for free agency. I expected it but still, argh. Hope we get him back.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Also, the comment I was going to make in the first post is that Derek Jeter is a goddamn dick in the queef.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

A.J. Burnett did, in fact, file for free agency.

Word around town is that the Orioles might be a destination for him, because his wife hates leaving Maryland and won't fly. A.J.'s contract specified that she got a number of round-trip rides from Maryland to Toronto.

(Word on the street is that the other major player will be whoever is going to give him the most money.)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

He went to the Yanks: 5 years, 82 mill. They will love him there, and by that I mean, he won't pitch another full season till his next contract year in 2013.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

http://www.drunkjaysfans.com/2008/12/were-done.html

"We're done" says JP

THEY DIDN'T FUCKING SIGN ANYONE

MILTON BRADLEY CAN BE HAD FOR PROBABLY, WHAT, SEVEN MILL A YEAR? EIGHT

"WE'RE DONE"

FUCK YOU, TED ROGERS, I HOPE YOUR FUCKING CORPSE GETS CANCER

Rogers Communications has money to make the Yanks and Sox look like the fucking pirates annnnnnnd
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"WE'RE DONE"


FUCK YOU!