Worm and ICJ discuss.... Potters, Hos and Time

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Worm: If it's any consolation your RSS feed already works better than the machall guy's RSS feed
Worm: http://www.threepanelsoul.com/
Worm: No matter what item you click on it just goes to the latest comic
ICJ: This is a problem for the world, and we are going to solve it.

Worm: Did you get the "Without suicide, right?" ?
ICJ: Without suicide? What?
Worm: We're going to solve the problem of RSS without just killing ourselves, I mean!

ICJ: Oh. I was quoting David Ho. The guy who essentially cured AIDS.
Worm: Yeah, cancer caught up though.
ICJ: I -- okay? He's dead? He's fucking dead? Since when?
Worm: NO NO O
Worm: I'm just saying that something took the throne.
ICJ: Oh, OK. Sure.

ICJ: The best comment I've read in quite some time was when I went to read about him and read the actual issue of Time that had him as the person of the year.
Well, I read the letters to the editor afterwards.
ICJ: And someone writes, "David WHO???"
ICJ: And I was like... who the fuck could be so smug and so HAPPY to be an anti-intellectual.

Worm: I was just remarking because I didn't even know aids was cured.
ICJ: I just checked out Person of the Year for this year. Jesus fucking Christ - J.K. Rowling was second runner up, after Gore, for 2007. JESUS CHRIST.
ICJ: Honestly, fuck this, every single word of Harry Potter is horrible and I could do better. Fuck this 9-5 shit
ICJ: This is a fucking joke

Worm: I know you're a man of faith, but I really don't think it's fair to expect Jesus Christ to win every year.
ICJ: Haha
ICJ: Honestly, in 2004, you could have made an argument.

Worm: Yeah, well, Harry Potter confuses the fuck out of me. Isn't the series FINISHED?
ICJ: It's kiddie literature, which is fine, kids need to read. That adults co-opted. That ripped off Spellcasting 101: Sorcerers Get All The Girls.
ICJ: ...
ICJ: ... Being a novelist really is playing in the NBA for white people.
Worm: Yeah, this is particularly why I can't fucking deal with anyone around me. Like someone telling me they read Harry Potter.
Worm: That can never end well between us.

ICJ: I mean, that would be awesome if that person were nine. I think kids should read anything and everything.
Worm: Too right!
Worm: It's just, I don't know. It's just suddenly hip to act childlike.
ICJ: I don't get the whole "reliving your childhood" thing when it is-- right haha

Worm: If I wanted to deal with children I'd be a school teacher or a pedophile.
ICJ: Or both!
Worm: Yeah, but I don't think I could work two jobs, even in an alternate reality.