Worm Reviews Randy Balma: Municipal Abortionist

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(3:34:31 PM) AngryBoy: Is there a cheat code to skip that bus part?
(3:35:28 PM) AngryBoy: Honestly the motherfucking game could make me omnipotent and I wouldn't play past that sequence. If I can't skip that I'm pressing delete right now.
(3:36:15 PM) AngryBoy: Fucking art fag shit, fuck you pinner
(3:36:39 PM) AngryBoy: You've been aliased to douchebag
(3:36:45 PM) AngryBoy: Thanks for wasting my fucking time
(4:13:10 PM) AngryBoy: GOD
(4:13:12 PM) AngryBoy: You are
(4:13:15 PM) AngryBoy: SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
(4:13:28 PM) LilBennyParrish: You didn't get past the bus?
(4:13:40 PM) AngryBoy: It was boring and too long
(4:13:41 PM) AngryBoy: So I quit
(4:14:03 PM) AngryBoy: The controls were the worst controls of anything ever.
(4:14:14 PM) LilBennyParrish: You mean because they kept switching back and forth?
(4:14:40 PM) LilBennyParrish: "That was me, Worm!" - the point
(4:14:43 PM) AngryBoy: Did they? All I knew was that getting turned around was a massive waste of my time.
(4:15:03 PM) AngryBoy: Fuck the point, the starting sequence is a giant waste of time.
(4:15:14 PM) LilBennyParrish: "I am a drugged up bus driver! Why are my controls not working properly?!" - Worm
(4:15:32 PM) AngryBoy: The real problem was that there wasn't REVERSE
(4:15:44 PM) AngryBoy: and that the turning was BAD even when it wasn't switched.
(4:16:15 PM) LilBennyParrish: You are DRUGGED UP ON DRUGS, Worm! Do you know how hard it is to drive a bus while you are DRUGGED UP ON DRUGS??
(4:16:24 PM) AngryBoy: Also why are we INJECTING REALISM here ANYWAY? I mean why does it need to simulate this experience in a belligerent annoying unfun way?
(4:16:42 PM) LilBennyParrish: On a scale of 0 to 10, you give this game: _____
(4:16:58 PM) AngryBoy: Look dude, why don't you make yourself a tigsource account and you and all the other people who are allergic to fucking TASTE can jerk one another off about it
(4:17:09 PM) LilBennyParrish: Fair enough!

Randy Balma: Municipal Abortionist

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It's like somehow magically art fag devoid of all gameplay is perfectly fine the second it envelopes a bleeding edge. This is worse than the shit that Passage maggot makes because it's only more pretentious in trying to be offensive/out there.