Bork Bork Bork

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:13 pm

Bork Bork Bork is making me laugh like a loon!. This neat little firefox add-on turns flash ads and other web commercials into the Swedish Chef speak from the Muppet Show. I am now just letting it change everything because it's funny.

THE
HERN-DAY
VERN-DAY
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:13 pm

Bork Bork Bork is mekeeng me-a loogh leeke-a a luun!. Thees neet leettle-a fureffux edd-oon toorns flesh eds und oozeer veb cummerceeels intu zee Svedeesh Cheff speek frum zee Mooppet Shoo. I em noo joost letting it chunge-a iferytheeng becoose-a it's foonny.
Bork Bork Bork!

THE
HERN-DEY
FERN-DEY
EERDFERK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:35 pm

Tequila has got me. I am lava lamp drunk tonight.

Wal-Mart song...

Wal mart is the worst
The place i like the least
The only thing i like
is they carry Beef Feast

THE
STUPOR
AARDVARK

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:24 pm

Beef Feast is awesome on toast.

Shit On A Shingle, man.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:07 am

i am so milked over.....

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:51 pm

CO, Thanks for the Weggies card! I already used most of it on drink mixers!

THE
LOSING MY WEEKEND
SELL THAT TYPEWRITER
AARDVARK

("He's that young fellow who drinks."

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:32 am

I am hijacking my own thread in a fit of embarrassment. That and the thread title needs to be kept near the top for obvious reasons. There is too much alcohol in my life that's NOT powering my car. Actually, all I need to do is stop posting drunk and everything will be better. Better for everyone else.

Questions of a general nature; Does Phbbbbbss have an Xbox
theme instead of a PS2?

Does this country need to make (and sell) more things instead of getting other countries to make them?

Why do I have this urge to affix a radiation warning sticker to my lawnmower? (It has nothing to do with the Star Trek Enterprise mower I made a couple years back, which is still cutting the lawn at my brother's house) The mower, as far as I am aware, is not atom powered in any way. It's an attempt to make the lawn mower cooler than it really is. Maybe while I'm at it I can trick it out with a squeeze bulb horn and colorful plastic handlebar tassels. Or a chrome plated thumb operated ding bell!