The Second Day after California fell into the Ocean

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:32 am

Has anyone noticed how the sun stopped coming up in the morning and California broke off and collapsed in the ocean two days ago because it has approved Same Sex Marriages?

It was clear and obvious that allowing queers and maggots to get married would cause the immediate destruction of Western Civilization, and of course, it came true!

You can see where the plagues, famines and pestilences have decimated the land from coast to coast, leading to dustbowls, flooding and starvation.

Yes, allowing Gay marriage has also caused the earth to stop spinning, too.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:55 am

I'm fuckin' amazed people have time to protest anything, much less stuff like that. All it says to me when someone is out protesting oOOooOooGAY MARRIAGE!!!! oOOOoO is that they are either unemployed, or not busy enough at their job. I am mentally exhausted when I come home. Who the fuck has time to gather shit up, go down to the town hall, fight rush hour traffic, and spew hate? What a bunch of goddamn animals.

"Oh Christ, two people doing something that will never, ever, even remotely affect me! Must... stop... it...!" I hate our government, but I think it's time they started shooting protesters like they did in the 60s again, to make people really ask themselves if their hatred is worth getting shot for.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:13 pm

The Lakers did lose, to Boston? Tough choice God, I can't tell if for gay marriage or against with this one.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:27 am

that headline got my hopes up :(

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:52 pm

Tdarcos, welcome THE FUCK back!!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:10 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Tdarcos, welcome THE FUCK back!!!

Which makes me wonder, when two gay guys suck each other off, what do they call that? 66?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:28 am

FORGET the welcome!

(Kidding! :)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:19 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:FORGET the welcome!
(Kidding! :)

Well, I think you asked for it. You're the one who said "fuck" in the context of my article about California now allowing gay marriage, so what can I say? I mean, they can't have regular sex, so what would they do when they fuck each other?