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Definition of what is a sport!

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Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.

I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!

Ready? Here it is:

A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.

It's perfect!

Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!
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What about skateboarding? Skateboarding is usually not a competitive activity at all.
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Best man better than best woman?

SPORT!
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What female grandmaster is kicking the boys' asses in chess?
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Sophie Milliet
Zhu Chen
Rebecca Nang
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NOT SPORT!

Chess, like pool, is an activity separated along gender lines for no reason whatsoever.
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Professional Eating.
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SPORT!
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Car racing?
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Hmm!
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Rock, scissors, paper?
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Gang bangs?
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Car racing?
SPORT!
Vitriola wrote:Rock, scissors, paper?
NOT SPORT!
Worm wrote:Gang bangs?
NOT SPORT!
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Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?
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ChainGangGuy wrote:Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?
NOT SPORT!
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Re: Definition of what is a sport!

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pinback wrote:Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.

I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!

Ready? Here it is:

A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.

It's perfect!

Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!
Where do we put sex in this? A guy who doesn't care can fix it so that he comes and she doesn't. A guy who's really good can bring her to unbelievable pleasure even before engaging in intercourse.

The French Sex team will be engaging in competitive lovemaking, and is expected to beat the team from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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Building card houses.

Acrobatics.
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