There Will Be Blood

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:30 am

Double post! Damn Internal Configuration errors.

This just gets us closer to 50,000, though! Aspiring for giant purple glittery greatness!

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:44 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:3) I have a hard time reading into the performance of an actor when they are not specifically communicating, with words, what I need to know.

hmmm. . . Aspergers?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:30 am

It sounds like it, doesn't it? But I pride myself on being able to read, very well, the emotions of people and situations in real life (well, real life and on message forums), so I may just be movie-spergin'.

But there is something that lets two people watch the same movie and only one of them realizes that Daniel Day-Lewis can only be roused by the name of the priest he hates, and the other thinks that he just woke up naturally because the manservant was yellin' at him for so long that he just woke that way.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:36 am

To be fair to yourself (which you should be), I did not notice the "he doesn't wake up until someone says Eli" thing until the second, or perhaps third time I watched the movie.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:39 am

"What else would I do with myself?"

"I told you I would eat you!"

"I'm going to bury you underground."

"That's good. That's a good one."

"That was one goddamn hell of a show."

And I like this one, because it's phrased just oddly enough that you know you're listening to the work of Paul "Thomas" Anderson:

"How could you figure out that?"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:16 pm

ICJ: So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I've abandoned my boy, you will agree.

Ben: HAHAHhahahah

Ben: So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I repeat myself and crumple paper on the air, you will agree.
ICJ: hahahahha

ICJ: So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say that I leave lengthy pauses in my radio show, as I refuse to allow the other people I work with to be heard over the air, but nevertheless devote my entire attention span to them, wasting you -- the listener's time, you will agree.

ICJ: So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I make terrible movies about videogames and fight my critics in a boxing ring, you will agree.

Ben's new status message - So, Ladies And Gentlemen, If I Say I'm A Gmail Status Message, You Will Agree 5:14 PM

ICJ: hahahaha

RECIPEBOT · Post by **RECIPEBOT** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:08 pm

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"Bastard from a basket! Bastard from a basket! BASTARD FROM A BASKET!"

Ingredients:

1 package (small) cocktail wieners
1/2 cup shredded colby-jack cheese
2 packages crescent rolls (can substitute frozen pizza dough)

Directions:

Unroll crescent rolls.
Cut each crescent roll into thirds, making 3 small, long triangle strips.
Sprinkle shredded colby-jack cheese over triangles.
Starting at one end, roll hot dogs in crescent.
Repeat with the remaining dough and hot dogs.
Arrange on parchment lined baking sheet.
Bake at 350° for 12 minutes, until the bread is golden brown.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 30, 2008 3:19 pm

I must possess this.

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