http://assets.espn.go.com/media/pdf/071 ... report.pdf
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Bruce
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A wholllllllllllllllllle buncha douchebags took steroid needles.... right up their ass! The thing reads like awkward MLB fan fiction.
"And then," says Roger Clemens, as he attempted to wriggle his gigantic buttocks into the firm, yet yielding hands of his dealer, "we will mask this human growth hormone with apple juice! The only thing my rectum craves more!!!"
"Moo-hoo-hooo-hahahah!" yelped his dealer.
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!" screeched Clemens.
"Nyaaaha-hahhahahahah!" shrieked Edmund Blackadder.
"HAI!" bellowed Alex Rodriguez to Howie Clark, who also shot himself full of horse membrane.
"And then," says Roger Clemens, as he attempted to wriggle his gigantic buttocks into the firm, yet yielding hands of his dealer, "we will mask this human growth hormone with apple juice! The only thing my rectum craves more!!!"
"Moo-hoo-hooo-hahahah!" yelped his dealer.
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!" screeched Clemens.
"Nyaaaha-hahhahahahah!" shrieked Edmund Blackadder.
"HAI!" bellowed Alex Rodriguez to Howie Clark, who also shot himself full of horse membrane.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!