Kevin Everett looks like he's doing really well

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:21 am

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:21 pm

Just some backstory: Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett had some paralysis after putting his head down in a special teams tackle during week one of the NFL season. He is slowly making a recovery. Well actually, slowly? He's making great progress, I don't know why I am the timetable master or anything.

So, therefore, this video is the funniest thing the NFL has ever produced. Let me in-line it!

[youtube][/youtube]

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:31 pm

now that is good stuff

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:32 pm

Bugs, with that post, squeezes into first place for the JC Poster of the Month, September 2007.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:35 pm

In fact, I know that Kevin has other things going on, but it would break the comedy barrier as we know it if he reveals to the world that he CAN in fact walk by re-creating that scene.

Or to put it another way: if I ever temporarily lose the use of my legs, I guarantee you that I will show the world that they're BACK BABY by having a video like that shot.

Christ, I wish I were black... I can see that becoming a viral video meme.

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:39 pm

This is still the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in months.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:34 pm

ICJ wrote:This is still the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in months.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:50 pm

It's hard to conceive of something funnier, so this might be the thing that makes it okay for us all to stop being funny from now on, because Ultimate Comedy has been achieved.

Finally, we can relax.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:19 pm

oh, i'm relaxed.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:12 pm

Things just seem more chill around here.

-- Chillaxxz

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:32 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
ICJ wrote:This is still the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in months.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:35 am

pinbacker wrote:It's hard to conceive of something funnier, so this might be the thing that makes it okay for us all to stop being funny from now on, because Ultimate Comedy has been achieved.

Finally, we can relax.

It really took the pressure off. Sure, this place went down to about one post every third day, but I was confident that people were able to watch the video, which technically we had no part in, and get their jollies that way.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:30 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
ICJ wrote:This is still the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in months.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:13 pm

pinbacker wrote:It's hard to conceive of something funnier, so this might be the thing that makes it okay for us all to stop being funny from now on, because Ultimate Comedy has been achieved.

Finally, we can relax.

Wait, it makes sense now. Was this video, the end of comedy, what brought you to want to kill Jolt Country? Is it my fault?

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:28 pm

Enough already! Maybe the dearth of interesting shit is because everyone beats dead horses to death? And Pinback needing attention for a week? Oh, the Fartfag thing didn't work out for him, so he threatens the death of JC BBS? Oh, let us repent!

Go away.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:32 pm

That's pretty harsh, Reality Check. You're kind of mean.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:40 pm

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

Wrong Video Fairy · Post by **Wrong Video Fairy** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:12 am

We're coming up on the two-year anniversary of this, and seeing as how it is still, and will likely always be, the funniest thing to ever occur on the Earth or any Earth-like planet, and since the original link is dead, let us enjoy once again:

[youtube][/youtube]

WRONG VIDEO

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:52 pm

The original uploader has removed the video. What an asshole. I'm editing the posts with the NEW link to the video.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:29 pm

Seven and a half years later, this video still cheers me up more than alcohol.

Kevin Everett looks like he's doing really well

Kevin Everett looks like he's doing really well

Let it go, Jesus.