Mike Vick vs a Whole Bunch of Dogs

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:18 pm

I guess the dogs won after all. I don't know any Falcons fans, which is good, because this would make things uncomfortable.

The first time I beat my brother in FPS: Football Pro 96, my quarterbacks were Michael Vick and Joe Hamilton. Does this tarnish the legacy of my fake football team? Not really, my backfield consisted of O.J. Simpson and Genghis Khan.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:28 am

Was the outcome of Michael Vick vs. Herpes determined yet? Is this a tournament? INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW, FUCKSTICK!

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:33 am

Hey, that'd be a good premise for one of your little word games, RobBerto... A herpetic professional football player and dogfight promoter must successfully navigate his way to the clinic and avoid all grand juries on the way.

You are standing west of a white house in a field.

There is a rape stand and bottle of valtrex on the ground.

There is a lesion on your lip.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:07 pm

Word games. LOLOLOL.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:50 pm

There is animal fighting in the next word game. There is no character as bad as real-life Michael Vick though, because if you put a character in a piece of fiction that was:

1) A first overall selection in the NFL draft
2) A three-time Pro Bowl QB
3) That got nicknamed Ron Mexico and is famous for having herpes
4) That put drugs in the bottom of a water bottle and made a huge scene about taking his bottle with him onto an airplane, when the government was specifically looking for that sort of thing
5) That has a cousin who won the first playoff game for the New Orleans Saints
6) That ran a dog-fighting ring and personally executed dogs that didn't perform well for him

... nobody, NOBODY would believe it, including Harry Potter fans.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:55 pm

DEAR ROME,

MIKE VICK IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HIS FAMILY.

SIGNED, MARCUS

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:02 pm

Yeah, when your list goes six deep and you haven't hit Marcus Vick yet you've officially led a cartoon existence.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:44 am

Really, I understand the drunk drivings, these former poor black hoodrats want to show the world they have money now. Even after Leonard Little killed people it was still important to be the driver to the parties, cause like TLC said, the one hanging out the side of his best friends ride is the scrub!

I understand the pot convictions and stripper altercations. Stuff young guys do.

I understand the children out of wedlock since that is the norm where they are from. Guns too.

But fucking DOG FIGHTING? I hope Vick gets 10 years in prison.