The Number 23 (review)

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:19 am

I took a young lady to see this as a first date. I wouldn't recomend it. TERRIBLE! Usualy any movie is good just cause it is in the theatre, not this one. It drags on, the characters are unlikeable, there are too many scenes of Jim Carey contorting his face trying to "act", the first hour with the actors playing double duty is just unwatchable. The SURPRISE ending just sucks. I'm a sucker for the goofy actor trying to be serious, I enjoyed Spanglish (Adam Sandlers serious attempt) very much and Truman show was good, I would avoid this steaming pile of a movie very much so.
Oh and as far as the date went, it left me and the young lady with just an awkward walk back to the car. I should've picked the Chris Rock movie :(

KNUCKLES WANTS HIS $16 BUCKS BACK!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:46 pm

You dint get laid, huh...

THE
GAME OVER
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:15 pm

I'm impressed and more than a little proud that you went on a real date with a real girl. They have ratings for violence and sexual content and I think that you have a future in rating movies as to whether or not they will totally ruin the evening if you take a girl to it. They have G and PG, why not G and whether or not you'll need (wait for it, wait for it) GHB?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm impressed and more than a little proud that you went on a real date with a real girl.

Nice choice of nouns. Given the CLown, well, I gotta guess that she was about 8, and he's still getting the blood out of his clown suit. I hope he has a spare to wear while this one's at the cleaner's.

Bruce

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:58 pm

At least I don't have to wipe doughnut crumbs off my dates you fat piece of shit!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:02 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:At least I don't have to wipe doughnut crumbs off my dates you fat piece of shit!

I don't wipe them off.

I lick them off.

Bruce

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:14 pm

exactly, wouldn't want to waste a crumb tubby. OR SHARE LARDASS

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:56 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:exactly, wouldn't want to waste a crumb tubby. OR SHARE LARDASS

Oh, fer fuck's sake. Your mother knocks ten bucks off the price if I bring over a four-dollar box of Krispy Kremes, and you know it. Of course I share them.

Bruce

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:50 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:05 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:FAT!

The CLown made me LOL. Wow.