Werewolf III: Bechteldorf Was a Gas

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:25 pm

This game moves like pinback in bed.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:33 pm

It's like "molasses going uphill in January! On crutches!"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:17 pm

Okay. Who do we grab next? Not a whole lot of data to go for. Time to analyze the votes! Draal, where are you, buddy?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:59 am

It's still night though.

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:50 am

hygraed wrote:It's like "molasses going uphill in January! On crutches!"

Which will finish first, the top 100 games list or this game?

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:43 pm

hygreaead has killed the werewolf game on jcbbs

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:52 pm

Maybe he forgot how to play, and it's up to us to detail how the wolves killed him.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:54 pm

I apologize for the lack of updating. I've been waiting for one of the wolves to PM me their kill choice, but they've been silent thus far. I'll just go with what the other wants.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:00 pm

Dawn.

One by one, the villagers wake and exit their houses, ready for a day's work. Their cheery mood evaporates, however, when they are confronted with what lies in the center of the village square.

It's bruce. His sightless eyes stare at the sun, his pupils tiny dots. Foam and vomit cake the edges of his mouth. Upon closer inspection it appears that the top of his head has been removed and something poured into his brain. An empty, claw-scratched bottle of Drano lying off to the side confirms this.

The villagers eye each other warily and shuffle their feet. Two of them secretly rejoice in the fear they've instilled in the rest of the village.

Time for a lynching.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:20 pm

Gee, let's all look at the players and find out who hasn't logged in in a bit.

These are the players left:

ICJ
Worm
AArdvark
Vitriola
Draal

I know it's not me and ICJ, because we have logged in. Aardvark logged in last night. Worm has been here, so we know Draal has to be one of the wolves. The second is...anybody's guess!!

DRAAL.

Y'all know it's Draal.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:22 pm

Draal crawls in the night
Not logging on, too sated
His fat fur will fry

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:51 pm

Well, then. Since we can use log in info as a strategy towards removing these foul creatures from our midst, I suggest we vote now.

[AArdvark runs wildly through the village screaming "I have seen the werewolf and it is Jonsey!" ]

THE
GET THE WOLFSBANE!
AARDVARK

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:45 pm

The second, hidden
Though, perhaps, not as much as
He would like it be

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:34 pm

Vitriola

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:06 pm

Aardvark and Draal are the werewolves. I'll start off by voting for Draal. The seer might as well reveal him or herself now, why not, I already called out who the wolves were because I am AWESOME.

Voting for me? WOLF.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:40 pm

Draal wrote:Vitriola

Eat shit, eat, eat shit
You fucking werewolf carcass
Die die die die die

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:45 pm

Draal wrote:Vitriola

Use fucking bold tag
It's not that hard, fucking wolf
To make your last choice

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:46 pm

Alrighty then. As the seer I can see Jonsey's trash can out back is full of empty Alpo cans and there is a decided lack of stray cats in the neighborhood. (however this may be because of various Chinese restaurants and SNAKES in the vicinity.)

RobB is the other werewolf. Please vote for him before he and Drall kill me.

THE
THIRD EYE BLIND
AARDVARK

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:04 pm

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:53 am

DRAAAAL