Guys: You make women feel terrible about how they dress and act 364 days a year. Don't you DARE try to "recognize the irony" in the whole sexy bumblebee, sexy witch, sexy Princess Toadstool, sexy Female Arnold Rimmer phenomenon. You are all fucking retarded for doing this, and almost all of you are doing this. I can hear your face screwed up in a wad of irony-recognition from here.
"Ewwwwww!!! Every costume for women is sexy this or sexy that! Ewwww!"
You dumb bastards. I am not single, but if I were I would be doing everything possible to kill every single one of you. I had more potential and realized dates come out of Halloween than any other holiday or gathering combined. Actually, fuck every last one of you, I'm with somebody and I don't give a shit if you ruin it for yourselves. Every last one of you makes me sick. This has been going on for a few years now. Your stupid awareness is not necessary and is ultimately self-defeating.
While we're here, those of you still going as the people from that Beastie Boys video: stop it. You look like fucking idiots. None of you except the first guys to do it are remotely clever, and this is coming from someone who's gone as the Joker four times. I eventually stopped though because Jesus Christ. You're not interesting or original, just go as the fucking Mario Brothers or, if you must, the Clockwork Orange guys. That's still acceptable.
I am okay with girls going as sexy Alex, sexy Georgie and sexy Dim.
Halloween ARRRRGH
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