Cory Lidle Joke Thread

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:55 pm

I don't have any yet, but this is where they should go.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:20 pm

Okay, I'll start:

Q. How many Yankees pitcher does it take to fly an airplane into a building?

A. 1.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:32 pm

My brother's fantasy baseball site lets you create news stories. If the people in the league don't, CBS Sportsline will update once a week and they always have some stupid title like "Sweepless in Seattle."

So this is what I uploaded earlier today:

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:41 pm

This story is getting FOUR STARS on Yahoo News!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Corey Lidle is also a wife beater.

Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, he already told her twice.

Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a building with two sides?
A: "Fuuuuuuuuuu ARRRRRRGG--"

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:06 pm

Well, he was having control problems all year.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:41 pm

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:10 pm

I thought he spelled it with an "e." Aren't I the asshole.

Well, you know what they say. Those planes go down all the time. It's just not safe out there. Right, Ben?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:38 pm

I got one.

How do they know A-Rod wasn't on that plane?

He can't hit anything in October.

Bruce

UPDATE: Apparently not even the runway.
http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timeslea ... 755938.htm