If you do not comply with canceling my account I will call the international PHPBB administrative board, and they will come down on you so hard you will be waiting five days for your e-mail to arrive because they are flooding you with streaming netflix.
Excuse me, but as is clearly written in paragraph B of section 2 in the third edition of the rules and regulations of PHPBB administration, you are required to cancel the account of a visually disabled person! So get on it, Mr. Cock C. McPenisdick!