The Top Ten Reasons Porn is Better than a Girlfriend

[pinback]

This isn't that list. This is a request for a list like that. If you can find one, gimme, or if you just want to make it up, maybe as a group project, then do that.

I just need a list with that as the title.

[co]

Ben can actually get porn.

[pinback]

Fine, fine. Seriously, though. Need that list.

[simple google search]

http://www.jaxracing.com/ubbthreads/sho ... w=&sb=5&o=

[pinback]

Okay. Any chance you can rustle up a funny one?

[AArdvark]

Know what I saw today? Monkey Porn!!

The crazy Russian guy that works at our place had a picture of two Japanese snow monkies going at it. He showed me the picture (cut from a magazine) and then started hoo-hooing. Very strange.


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AARDVARK

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Don't look at me, I'm sitting this one out. I can't win here.

[Lysander]

Porn is not better than a girlfriend. I'm sorry Pinner, but you're on your own here.

[pinback]

I just wanted a humorous list. I didn't need a treatise on the relative worth of the statement. Just a funny little goofy list.

And, as is the case every single other time I've relied on you people to come through for me, you (and I) came up empty.

You suck.

Porn is better than YOU.

[Vitriola]

Instead of bitching about content, create content.

[pinback]

Did you just tell me I should create content?

No, that can't be it.

Maybe you just phrased it poorly, whatever you were trying to say.

[AArdvark]

OK I'll give it a shot..But one iteem only. And it's not something I read at Spenser's. I just thought it up.


Porn is better than a girlfriend because porn can be shoved under a mattress if your other girlfriend rings the doorbell.

maybe I DID read that at spenser's and don't remember doing so..

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AARDVARK

[palavos3]

TER is better than any porn site or girlfriend. Trust me boys.

[Lysander]

Who the fuck are you?

[palavos3]

I'm the newest member of this board and I am here to stay. Do you even know what TER is?

[Casual Observer]

Yeah, we know what TER is. . . we have google after all. . . what, do you think we're idiots?

This is just some loser promoting some stupid adult friendfinder like service. He's a persistant bastard though, looks like he just re-registered after jonsey (or someone) deleted his account.

[palavos3]

Hey look I'm not promoting anything, I was just stating an opinion that's all and I have every right to do so. What are you saying people who use TER are losers?

[pinback]

I like the new guy. Why are you all harshing on him?

Welcome, pavalos3. I am pinback. I'm the "friendly" one here, just trying to keep the peace among all these crazies! Sometimes they get mad at me because I'm too "touchy feely", but darnit, I think we can all have a good time here and get along like family if we'd just hunker down and give it a shot!

[Casual Observer]

Even our own pinback and worm aren't big enough losers to use that site. Real men get their own women by meeting them, what's your problem? Are you ugly or just creepy?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Yeah, if you got caught in the last round of account cleaning, palavos3, then that was an accident. Actually, it's happened a couple times along the way. If someone is going to come here and promote a website or service or something I am perfectly fine with it, I just delete the messages and accounts created by morons with a script.

A little effort is all we are looking for.

Pinback is the friendly one, but he has an arch-nemesis called Pinblack, so you'll want to ensure that you read the site with a quality monitor that doesn't unintentionally anti-alias. And that's it! Welcome, palavos3, and I hope you enjoy yourself here.