Emily's Reasons Why Not

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I bring this up only because I wish to give you the "LA perspective", because that is where I live.

The LA perspective is this:

For the past month, one could not drive a half mile anywhere in the city without seeing at least one (1) giant billboard for this show, and one (1) bus with an ad for this show plastered all over the side.

This is not an exaggeration. Heather Graham's comely puss has clogged the city like a swarm of pouty, gorgeous flesh-eating locusts.

For one show.

"Great use of money, there!" - the city's thousands and thousands of homeless people.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

At least the name of the show was really thought-out and clever.

[AArdvark]

ABC committed to the big promotional campaign before even seeing a script for the show,

Intelligence or super-faith, you decide.



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