[Review] Fantastic Four

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:11 pm

Kinda stupid.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:18 pm

I mean, seriously. I'm a big fan of comic book movies, even though I've never been a comic book guy. Spiderman 1 & 2 were sweet. I've enjoyed every single installment of the Batman series. I was even able to stomach parts of DareDevil, and we all know how much Ben Whoffleck sucks. I do not deny it; I have poor taste in movies. Just ask Jethro Q. Moviesnob.

But Fantastic Four sucked butt. Jessica Alba is no more than a pair of nice funbags, and whoever they got off the street to play everyone else should be taken out back and shot.

SEVEN THUMBS DOWN.

MasterGrazzt · Post by **MasterGrazzt** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:50 pm

I hear Michael Chiklis was actually good as the Thing, but that was from people who probably ejaculated when he cried "It's clobberin' time!"

I just drooled a little pre-cum when I saw it in the DVD commercial. I swear!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:55 pm

..yeah ya did. Ew. A little too homoerotic there.