Aaron Brooks has been benched

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The only decent QB I've ever been able to root for in my entire life has been benched for a career backup with an age problem. Don't get me wrong -- Brooks has been absolutely awful this year -- but with one of the worst offensive lines in front of him that I've ever seen, any quarterback would suck dick out there.

This allows me to update my JERSEY CHECKLIST!

Mark Fields #55 - cut a year later, got cancer
Ricky Williams #34 - gone in three years, got high lots
Joe Johnson #94 - left as a free agent a year later, shredded his triceps
Sammy Knight #29 - voided his contract two weeks before I got the jersey as a gift, left
Aaron Brooks #2 - laughed after each pick he threw, laughed often!

Once again... fuck the NFL.