Knuckles asks a question

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:47 pm

Instead of asking questions on how to meet woman, I like to ask questions on how to deal with them after a night of awkwardily pawing and box eating.

I met two women Friday night. They were friends of my buddys girfriend. Girl#1 was of robust proportions, a good 5'11 280. Still she had the pretty face and good personality that keep some big girls from being ridiculed on a daily basis. Nice girl, a virgin too. Girl#2 was more my type except she dressed like Janine Garafolo. She had a shapleyness to her but dressed down as to not show it off. Long black hair possibly some hispanic involved. I was confident some spanish pirate has swashbuckled through the gene pool on at least one occasion in the last 500 years.

Alcohol is consumed at the bar we are all at. The alcohol had many positive effects for all. Girl#1 worked up the courage to give me her phone number, which I politeley entered into my cell phone under the heading "NEVER CALL THIS# BUT ENTER IT IN SO SHE DOESN'T FEEL BAD" even Knuckles sometimes has a heart.
After being told by the friends girfriend not to bother with Girl#2 because she likes girls, well the alcohol apparently changed all that.

I arrived at this bar at 9:00 and by 2:30 I am in bed with girl#2. We proceed to fool around fondle and grope, genitals are touched and oraly manipulated. But no intercourse is performed. We wake up at 8:00 and both of course became farmers having to go to work. Now there was a mutal attraction and I would meet this girl again for possibly a date and intercourse. BUT since the actual hook up took place at some friend of theirs house, well girl#1 was there too (we all slept there because I can't drink and drive again for 4 years) she doesn't know about the hook up with girl#2 because she passed out on a couch when we got there.

So now guess who has to give me a ride to where I left my car? Girl#1 (i know that doesn't make sense, but that's how it worked out somebody drove her car and all of us to the house we ended up at)

So the 2 girls and myself are all in the car together, I didn't get a chance to ask #2 for her number AND I didn't feel like asking her in front of the girl who had given me hers previously.

So I ask my buddy's girlfreind to get the phone number for me when she sees her at work (they all work together). We'll she's a useless bitch, got mad at my my buddy and didn't do it, and it's now Thursday. This girl probably thinks I'm some sort of asshole (which I am, but don't plan on letting her in on it till after we bang about 5 times).

Even when I fuck prostitutes I beep the horn at them if I see them on the street later that day. Like I said, sometimes even Knuckles has a heart. So I feel bad that here I have this good looking girl to roll around with for a while and I can't even contact her to tell her much I enjoyed hooking up with her. I can probably see her Friday night at the same bar, but she will be all bent and I will have to really put on my best work to get her to hook up ever again.

So I yelled at my friends girl again to get me the damn number, my question, given the circumstances is Thursday night too late? AND do I tell her why I didn't ask for the number in the first place?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:51 pm

Of course asking a bunch of guys who took Lt. Uhura cutouts to their proms probably won't help me. But humor me. I haven't provided content for quite some time. All the facts above are true, except girl#1 could have been bigger and girl#2 probably isn't as attractive as I think.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:14 pm

No. Yes.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:20 pm

I need a shower.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:15 am

Of course you ask the fat bitch for the number. You can't seriously think that she's never been asked for her friends number do you? She's used to it.

Besides, chicks seem to get pissed if you wait a week or more to call them so times running out before you have to really apologize. Shit, I've been with a woman for almost a fucking decade and she still brings up that I waited over a week to call her.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:08 pm

i deleted the fat bitch's number so I would never call her.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:52 pm

You ever notice how it's always the guys who constantly bleat about sports and banging butterhogs who end up being the gayest homos to ever fag their way down a poopchute?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:59 pm

you ever notice it's the nerds who have to have tit surgery instead of hitting the gym?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:30 pm

My brother is a homo now? Where you going with this, Pinner?

Pinner doesn't engage in regular exercise, now? Where you going with this, brother?

People aren't talking about SAW 2? Where you going with this, denizens?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:40 pm

Get out there and nail #1!!

Why leave an empty space on the score card?

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Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:22 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:My brother is a homo now? Where you going with this, Pinner?

Pinner doesn't engage in regular exercise, now? Where you going with this, brother?

People aren't talking about SAW 2? Where you going with this, denizens?

I'm just waiting for the http://www.sonowthen.net/ entry where Pinbacks mom pity fucks him, that's all.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:42 pm

That is one angry, gay-ass clown.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:13 am

Here's something Knuckles has been looking for for a long, long time:

Reuters wrote:WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.

http://tinyurl.com/8c8qj

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:01 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:07 pm

Now that right there, that's some funny shit.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:34 pm

The obscure link, somebody fighting Zolfot boys battles. Does the fun ever START?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:42 pm

Look closer, Knuck.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 pm

That is one unobservant clown.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:52 pm

Re-linked, sorry for length:

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArtic ... KRA183930_
RTRUKOC_0_US-FOOD-BEEF-RECALL.xml&archived=False

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:09 pm

I guess you like meat panties, Knuckles.