You know what?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I guess the site admin's sucking of pinback's dick has extended to the morally questionable practice of IP checking. The terrorists have already won.

You repeated this about a thousand times in this thread, as if the possibility that I simply hadn't seen your eternally-unfunny bleating horseshit was so far out of the realm of possibility that you just figured you'd post away with the same tired garbage you're famous for. Jesus Christ, you actually let loose with a "The terrorists have already won" blast while sniveling about what a small-minded shithole this place is. Outstanding. But then, you haven't had an original thought in your head in all the time I've seen you post, so I guess in a weird way, it's fitting.

Official appology: Ben, I'm truely sorry for being such a dick and hurting your feelings so immensly. I hope that as time goes on you can find it in your broken heart to forgive me just a little. I guess I could suck your dick for forgiveness if jonsey will move around to tossing your salad.

Quite self-satisfied, we can almost see the wry smirk you wore like so many pairs of ass-crack-showing jeans. Only, because you're a moron, you have no idea why your stupid posting got called out in the first place. Nobody is against the anonymous skewering of others or even posting just as a smiley, what we're against -- if anything -- is your typically lazy, unfunny practice of firing off some stupid "zinger" with all the effort of somebody's dog taking a break from rolling in its own shit to spastically pawing at the keyboard. "voice of reason," he offers up. "voice of reason"!!! I wrote you off as a worthless maggot when Knuckles "challanged you to a deul" and rather than engage in Situation Ripe for Comedy #2,074 you lurked back to your pink-shaded corner of shame that actually, when you think about it, is pink shaded like a giant pussy. That would have been a moment of clarity for anyone with a modicum of dignity about them, but not you. It didn't slow down the well-cloaked S.S. Shit Post. Whenever someone needed to make the rippingly obvious comment on Ben's alcohol-soaked dementia at 80 knots an hour, you were there.

that was me posting completely anonymously just above, but if anyone had any question about that then just (ask) the sysop.

It's a good thing you're living with a woman as it's going to take two people to launder out the veritable salt mine you've cried into your sleeves today about how this horrible bond of trust has been shattered. We know it's you. We knew it was you. I'm sure Pinback knew it was you, because everyone else who makes fun of him just does it from whatever account they've already decided to run with. So yes, this sacred trust has been violated. The nigh-Biblical covenant of me allowing you to post poorly has been fractured. Whatever will you do? Not write something that is actually funny or anything... haha, let's not get ridiculous here!

since you dodged the question that's confirmation that Worm has never had a girlfriend. Are you gay or just don't ever get out of your dungeon?

If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for, I think your CSI: East Shithole, Rochester interrogation tactics are going to fall a little short here. I GUESS HE'S GAY THOUGH. He's got a rural-Pennsylvanian version of Captain Pike beeping, chirping and groaning in his cellar basement which affects his courting of females like dropping a barrel of Round-up on the front lawn affects the growing of grass. What's your excuse for not having any luck with white chicks?

Honestly, Jonsey, I wouldn't have ripped pinner had he explained himself instead of whining on the internet again.

First of all, you didn't "rip" him. You posted something that even the blind kid wouldn't have owned up to. Ben is fundamentally broken and deserves a certain level of disdain for running away from all his problems for almost 50 years. My issue is with you being a huge pussy while doing it and then chafing on your diaper because you don't feel comfortable wallowing in anonymity any more.

in other news, jonsey should begin sucking my dick soon because of all the content i've helped cause today.

Yeah, you did a great job. Unfunny, uninteresting, wholly reliant on the fact that everyone you associate with on-line is about a billion times better at this sort of thing than you are... you did great work. After you wait 35 minutes for a table at Denny's tonight, but before you clean out this week's phalanx of roach motels, be sure to pour yourself a Cream Ale for me, slugger. You've earned it.

[ICJ'S feelings about ben]

:?(==8

[Knuckles the Sandwich]

wah, somebody said something rude on my internet site to my buttbuddy ben, wah, i have a new sports car but i have to spend time driving it, wah wah, i have a hot girlfriend that i love but she hates the seats in my car, wah wah wah, nobody pays me for my websites, i'm such a maggot that i won't even add one fucking banner, wah, wah, wah, sob, my girlfriend rescues unwanted snakes and arachnids but i hate them, wah, i don't care what you say, guys who are afraid of snakes are not always maggots

[kts]

why don't you suck at my ip, you petty maggot.

[ICJ's insecurities]

I wonder how i would feel if ben were un circ'd like jqw's kid?

;?cC==8

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The best part is CO slowly coming to a boil over the course of 20 minutes, with his "And another thing..." mindset taking the shape of an even more intricately engineered piece of ASCII slobbing schlong art.

[Jack Straw]

Well, you can't edit anonymous posts, now can you?

Just another drawback to not logging in. (Which I am guilty of more than anyone else, but due to sheer laziness and unattentiveness)

I apologize that I didn't even try at this post. I'm through with this day. I just want to get to the bar and drink myself retarded, I suppose the current state of this BBS is a good enough reason for today.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Oh, I thought that was CO. I guess I should have checked IPs like that one poster was claiming I should do more of earlier in the day.

Sorry, bro!!

[Jack Straw]

Whaa?

ASCII penii aren't my bag, bro.

EDIT: make that "ANY penii ain't my bag.. except mah own"

editing kicks ass. All the cool kids are doing it.

[co at a different ip]

You repeated this about a thousand times in this thread, as if the possibility that I simply hadn't seen your eternally-unfunny bleating horseshit was so far out of the realm of possibility that you just figured you'd post away with the same tired garbage you're famous for. Jesus Christ, you actually let loose with a "The terrorists have already won" blast while sniveling about what a small-minded shithole this place is. Outstanding. But then, you haven't had an original thought in your head in all the time I've seen you post, so I guess in a weird way, it's fitting.

yes, i've repetadly compared your girl power rush to defense of your brother the clown and your friend the maggot to sucking their dicks, literally begging for them not to quit posting. so what?

Quite self-satisfied, we can almost see the wry smirk you wore like so many pairs of ass-crack-showing jeans.

brilliantly beautiful and meaningless prose, keep going

Only, because you're a moron,

ouch

you have no idea why your stupid posting got called out in the first place.

yes i do, ben made a stupid meaningless post as usual and i fired off a silly gimmick post zinger

Maybe a change in scenery would do me good.

Like an idiot, he started an entire thread with 9 words that mean nothing to anybody unaware that he had been offered a job somewhere. What a cuntrag to take pilot lessons and espouse poetically about that and then be too scared to actually do it. Perhaps he was too scared to fly anywhere near washington because he sucked at flying and secretely knew that he would end up being shot down for getting too close to washington and not listening and flying the wrong way and shit.

Nobody is against the anonymous skewering of others

of course not, this being a common occurence in the new fangled internet

or even posting just as a smiley,

i hope not since i don't even do one tenth of one percent of this here, check the ip's motherfucker.

what we're against . . . dramatic flair. . . -- . . . if . . . anything --. . . is your typically lazy, unfunny practice of firing off some stupid "zinger" with all the effort of somebody's dog taking a break from rolling in its own shit to spastically pawing at the keyboard.

hey, i don't got any money in this thing so i don't really give a fuck about whether your brother posts or whether pinback falls back off the wagon which i hope that he does

"voice of reason," he offers up. "voice of reason"!!! I wrote you off as a worthless maggot when Knuckles "challanged you to a deul" and rather than engage in Situation Ripe for Comedy #2,074 you lurked back to your pink-shaded corner of shame that actually, when you think about it, is pink shaded like a giant pussy. That would have been a moment of clarity for anyone with a modicum of dignity about them, but not you. It didn't slow down the well-cloaked S.S. Shit Post. Whenever someone needed to make the rippingly obvious comment on Ben's alcohol-soaked dementia at 80 knots an hour, you were there.

whoah, slow down buddy! Please keep in mind that i've unfortunately missed meeting up with you guys at the last star trek convention or dungeons and dragons party, or geekfest about vintage video games or whatever.

It's a good thing you're living with a woman as it's going to take two people to launder out the veritable salt mine you've cried into your sleeves today about how this horrible bond of trust has been shattered.

if the search worked worth a shit on this site or i cared enough to sift through miles of worthless posts from you then I would link to where you stated as if some sort of badge of honour that you don't check people's ip, that's all.

So yes, this sacred trust has been violated. The nigh-Biblical covenant of me allowing you to post poorly has been fractured.

you said it, that's the first step to healing your moral character

Whatever will you do?

probably go back to jerking off or fucking my fiance or drinking or smoking or working.

Not write something that is actually funny or anything... haha, let's not get ridiculous here!

how about eat rare steak or order something remotely cool when at an expensive steakhouse or not whine about pet snakes? Come on, you're acting like a prissy maggot.

If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for,

then he shouldn't mind getting called out for being an antisocial hermit who hasn't ever gotten laid when he's being an asshole.

GUESS HE'S GAY THOUGH.

I guess only worm and his crippled brother know for sure. His mother might have a sneeking suspicion though.

He's got a rural-Pennsylvanian version of Captain Pike beeping, chirping and groaning in his cellar basement which affects his courting of females like dropping a barrel of Round-up on the front lawn affects the growing of grass.

so you're saying that girls are more repulsed by the fact that he has to be responsible for his injured brother than the fact that he wears all black and his internet history is full of gay sadomachistic porn and snuff videos. Thankfully you're not a counselor or anything.

I got your trekkie reference there, kiddo.

What's your excuse for not having any luck with white chicks?

just couldn't commit to any of them i guess

First of all, you didn't "rip" him. You posted something that even the blind kid wouldn't have owned up to.

what's lysander got to do with this?

Ben is fundamentally broken and deserves a certain level of disdain for running away from all his problems for almost 50 years.

ok?

My issue is with you being a huge pussy while doing it and then chafing on your diaper because you don't feel comfortable wallowing in anonymity any more.

what are you talking about here? half my posting was under my name and half under the gimmick post. What's the proper mix

Yeah, you did a great job. Unfunny, uninteresting, wholly reliant on the fact that everyone you associate with on-line is about a billion times better at this sort of thing than you are... you did great work. After you wait 35 minutes for a table at Denny's tonight, but before you clean out this week's phalanx of roach motels, be sure to pour yourself a Cream Ale for me, slugger. You've earned it.

wait, i'm sure i've read this before. Did you plagerize either yours or someone elses text based adventure for that snazzy paragraph?

[Casual Observer]

I just want to get to the bar and drink myself retarded, I suppose the current state of this BBS is a good enough reason for today.

hey straw, when will you be home? I've got the evening off from my ball and chain and picked up my mistress mary jane earlier.

[Worm]

If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for,

then he shouldn't mind getting called out for being an antisocial hermit who hasn't ever gotten laid when he's being an asshole.

Haha, yes. Working hard I see, at getting laid, to earn the right to be an asshole? Shit, you're just as stupid as you ever were.

[co]

worm has made yet another completely uncomprehensible post.

[Worm]

Sure! You type that I shouldn't mind being called out on being a virgin hermit when I'm being an asshole. I question the relation by making a joke about you getting laid and earning your right to be an asshole. Totally uncomprehensible.

[Jack Straw]

I just want to get to the bar and drink myself retarded, I suppose the current state of this BBS is a good enough reason for today.

hey straw, when will you be home? I've got the evening off from my ball and chain and picked up my mistress mary jane earlier.

I have to stop off and play Big Daddy Moneybags Straw and pay my child support, AND it's drum and bass nite at Elixer, so the plan was to kidnap her husband and get shitty on $2 molsons. If you wanted to come with us, or if for some reason he's more whipped than I'd like to believe and he doesn't show

GODDAMN what am I saying? In addition to everything else FUBAR around me, I've been working on the same camera for 3 hours now and replaced every single component in it at least twice. My boss just told me to take a walk before I throw it and it smashes into tiny little non-working bits.
So I'm probably not making sense.

YES, I'd love to hang out. Either way. I'll PM ya my # in case you don't have it. I appreciate the extension of gratitude.

[Casual Observer]

I'll hang here at rob's house until you stop over, though i probably wouldn't go out. I'll probably grab a six pack later.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

yes, i've repetadly compared your girl power rush to defense of your brother the clown and your friend the maggot to sucking their dicks, literally begging for them not to quit posting. so what?

First of all, drop in a carriage return between what you quote and what you "write" and try to mix in the occasional pressing of the shift key. Your stupid posts are an adventure in the Himalayas to slog through based on their content, at least put some of the effort the content lacks into their presentation.

And I do mean "posts." I love how it takes you posting as thirty different guys, including the achingly stupid "Knuckles the Sandwich" persona before you finally got out work and gave us this monstrosity.

"Waaaargh, you suck Pinback and Knuckles' COCK!!!" And you're the guy posting as KNUCKLES THE SANDWICH. Tell us how much you don't care and then justify the fact that you've got a dozen accounts here. But why isn't anyone giving you props?!? Why could that be? Aside from the fact that the concept is so stupid we were all embarassed to comment on it, you actually thought for a second there that people were going to keep a wrinkled-up fart face like yourself, Eric, separate from the ripped-off fake account you hid behind like a brimming vagina.

whoah, slow down buddy! Please keep in mind that i've unfortunately missed meeting up with you guys at the last star trek convention or dungeons and dragons party, or geekfest about vintage video games or whatever.

This works only if you're not so into the bud that you've become a bigger cliche than everybody else here. HEY GUYS I'M GOING TO GO GET STONED HAVE I MENTIONED THAT?? Yeah, you mentioned it, you retarded fucking burnout. Over and over again. MARY JANE IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARIJUANA AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I AM GOING TO SMOKE IT HEY EVERYONE I AM GOING TO GET SOME OF THIS THING AND TOKE UP I WILL BE SITTING THERE TOKING WHEN SUDDENLY ACCOSTED BY n!33r CRACKS. This is why you're working (currently and let's be honest, for the rest of your life) a meaningless job, leading a meaningless existence, worrying about whether or not the next week will see your ass kicked to the curb by a slumlord and dreaming about that exit on the Thruway that you can push your four-banger to that will technically qualify as having made it "out" of Rochester.

if the search worked worth a shit on this site or i cared enough to sift through miles of worthless posts from you then I would

Yeah, man, you care so little that you just kept quoting and writing and quoting and writing and go fuck yourself. Get the roles straight, you're the one who posts "worthlessly" because you haven't obtained so much as a strained grin from anyone who has ever read anything you've ever cobbled together YES EVEN WHILE HIGH.

probably go back to jerking off or fucking my fiance or drinking or smoking or working.

Waitasec, you smoke up?

[pinback]

Right. So, anyway:

It is official.

I am up out this piece.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Right. So, anyway:

It is official.

I am up out this piece.

You're leaving forever? Because that makes it three straight days if so.

[pinback]

No, I'm up out Virginia.

I'm GOIN' back to Cali. Cali. Cali.

I'm GOIN' back to Cali.