Knuckles the Clown's Army Of Women

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:22 pm

I went to a party last week. There were 5 girls there. I told the guy that invited me to see if two (one black, one of italian descent ages- 20 and unknown I can never tell with blacks)of the five girls were interested in having sex with me sometime. One was with her boyfriend so I didn't feel like asking her directly and the other was leaving soon and I didn't want that question to be my inroduction.

A week later and I'm told the answer from both is yes. It is THAT FUCKING EASY PINBACK! You do not need 16 pages of beating around the bush to get laid.
I will now create a scenario where I meet both woman in separate places a week apart, have my way with them and then find out if they get wierd about the arrangment of no-strings attached sex. In the opinon of the lab, they are both undatable, but both a 7 out of 10 on the hooking up for random sex scale.

Knuckles, he's here to make you feel bad about your dating practices.

Hopefully there will be pictures and a free clinic reciept.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:00 pm

Pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo...

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:47 pm

HAAAaHAhaahahhaha.

BEST OF.

I love you, blind guy.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:07 pm

I don't get it

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:35 pm

You don't know many tricks, do you?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:16 pm

No, I am not a damn clown any more.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:02 am

Hah! For a second there it looked like a couple of LOSERS were giving the old "unfunny" tag to Knuckles T. Clown.

Which would clearly be preposterous because each post he makes is awesome.

I'm sure I misunderstood, however!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:45 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm sure I misunderstood, however!

Yes.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:54 am

If more unknown origin posters come around here and Robb believes they are awesome, I'd like to predict in advance the entire rest of his immediate family.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:17 pm

If they provide one worthwhile post, or something midly amusing we can eliminate all the chubs from your family tree.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:19 pm

That's not fair. Worm has posted several of the greatest posts in the history of this BBS. "The More You Know"? The little blackface guy?

That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?

Worm's great. Don't just take random potshots, man. You're above that. Come on. Get back on the horse. Call me a pansy maggot or something.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:44 pm

pinback wrote:That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?

I buried Worm in the WildTangent thread. I fucked his shit up and the little fuck FROM WildTangent and anyone else even tange... goddammit. Their stupid company name is fucking up my patter.

Worm's great. Don't just take random potshots, man. You're above that. Come on. Get back on the horse. Call me a pansy maggot or something.

Anyway, I thought the point was that Pinner can get himself laid, he just can't get himself loved.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:59 pm

I thought that was the point too. I don't understand all the hooker talk.

I can GET hookers, you fraudulent child-toucher.

I just can't get them... to care.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:09 pm

Go back to Margaritaville you pasty fag. Worm, Roody, Bruce- they are all the same person to me,I don't know the difference between any of them. I assume they all have cankles and resemble that Mr. Potato head guy who's always posting pictures on his riding mower.

Seriously though you make me sick. Apparently you are having all kinds of sex (which I don't beleive) but nobody will love you weep. You could fuck up a wet dream. Love is the girl who fucks you on the third date. You put up with her shit for the first two , and she is attractive enough to put one more effort in to it. Or maybe that's pity on her part and she thinks by fucking you, you'll go away.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:15 pm

I don't understand it. This thread started so well.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinback wrote:That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?
I buried Worm in the WildTangent thread. I fucked his shit up and the little fuck FROM WildTangent and anyone else even tange... goddammit. Their stupid company name is fucking up my patter.

What?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:This isn't about winning and losing. We all have all our teeth here in this discussion. We're already all winners.

Fate seems like a really neat game. I haven't seen a single person who's played it review it negatively, and I hang out with people who hate everything all the time. It would be nice if they eventually released a version that was just the game and nothing else bundled with it.

If you, Worm, disagree with that then you have my blessings going forward.

What?

Jesus, ICJ, the whole "we're on the Internet, huh?" talk is cute, but you're hovering just above "nice cup of stfu" image macros.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:30 pm

Worm, maybe you should spend a little less time on the Internet. Maybe cut it back to 14 or 15 hours a day. Consider this friendly advice from someone who has seen you rise and is seeing you fall.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Worm, maybe you should spend a little less time on the Internet. Maybe cut it back to 14 or 15 hours a day. Consider this friendly advice from someone who has seen you rise and is seeing you fall.

Oh, eat me. I've got a valid point as you've fellated Knuck no matter what he's posted, and responding with anything but washing the cum out of your mouth is just painfully wrong.

Now he's here, talking about how he can't tell apart the people he's basically posting for. Also giving Pinner his Jr. Adult opinion on life and love. Yeah, your seething ... oh fuck it bullshit is on.

You're both maggots, incest maggots.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:08 pm

I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

"It's time to make your choice." - That guy from Half-Life.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:39 pm

you could always become a priest, you no doubt would get laid more.

ERRRR

SCREW YOU YOU COMPUTER GEEK!