Derrek Lee

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Up until right now I thought he was the guy who said he'd either start or engage in "Operation Shutdown."

This, of course, was said by Derrek BELL.

This makes Mr. Lee's out-of-nowhere offensive explosion not seem quite as out-from-nowhere to me as it previously did.

Now all the Cubs gotta do is not surround the guy with ANY help at all for 12 years and ensure he is unable to do anything with that wretched franchise as well.