[REVIEW] Get Out of My House

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Of course I didn't see it.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Of course I didn't see it.

See it! Sure, you're gonna hate it, but maybe you won't! I'm not saying it's a five star movie or anything -- there's one part of it that falls flat in particular -- but it was good. I was entertained.

Of course... okay, I have to say this. You already won't get out of it what I got out of it. You know how E.T. is this cutesy story about some alien and his best friend -- a human child? Imagine if halfway through E.T.'s buddies come to earth and they are not grabbing flowers because they are space botanists, but rather they bring down electro-cannons and want to make fucktoy slaves out of all earth females. And imagine the movie gave you NO indication that it was going to go in that direction.

Well, I already ruined GOoMH for you because I told you about the angry ghosts. I had NO idea that there were mean ghosts in the thing... until they appeared. The movie totally sold itself as one guy trying to find a way to still get bossed around by his deceased wife, and then it totally changed.

It's like the principle in physics where measurement defines what's being measured. You can't like that movie like I did because you read this thread. I Luke I Am Your Fathered you.

The pissed-off section of ethereal demons came out of nowhere. It was brilliant. Anyone who says otherwise went in with a fart face and was determined to not like it before they did. I went into it thinking it had the best trailer of all time and I was actually going to give it more than a fair chance. The hell do I care if every other person who saw it hated it? I'm still going to wake up pretty tomorrow.

[Vitriola]

Adult horror movies tremendously suck, because they always try and have some vaguely sounding realistic threat with which to scare adults, namely women, which is usually something like aliens steal your child, ghosts terrify your child, demons possess your child, your husband cheats on you and you never knew and now ghosts are gloating in the afterlife, etc. I like this one because they ignored the FUCK out of that child, the ghosts weren't always your grammie and childhood dog wanting to say hi and tell you where the buried china she hid during the War is, it was edited and shot in realy neat and cool ways, and the creepy imagery was actualy creepy. Malevolent ghosts who make knives fly across the room or take over your personality? Fuck that. These get right after your shit.

The ending solution sucked, though. It was good up until then.