Sobriety 2K5

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:20 pm

Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:25 pm

Oh, dear LORD! Do you know how many calories OJ has in it, and how unhealthy kettle chips are??!

What are you THINKING?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:28 pm

I'm thinking Cape Cod, and I don't mean the beach.

There is something to be said for depressed people avoiding sugar crashes, I will add.

Chris is right about most things he says.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:35 pm

this is a crappy post.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:57 pm

Jack Straw wrote:this is a crappy post.

So is this.....'cause ya know, it's got my name on it and all.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:15 pm

pinback wrote:Name the THREE MOST BORING THINGS IN THE WORLD!

3) Playing Aquanaut's Holiday
2) Driving across the country
1) Watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager

...You know what? I quoted Ben's commentary when I was driving from California to Longmont. I fucked up which Trek show it was! I said Deep Space Nine. Yet Ben laughed anyway. What a pal.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:16 pm

Vitriola wrote:Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

Haha, the joke's on you, we ended up going to "The Himalaya" (Lognmont's Own Fine Indian Dining) and I ordered the hamburger platter!

Plus, I ordered it well done!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:11 pm

Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.

Maybe you're pregnant?

Bruce

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:45 pm

bruce wrote:
Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.
Maybe you're pregnant?

If it happens and I am involved I am buying the server this place is hosted on. Due to some kind-hearted parental-based nourishing/male nesting thing? So that Wrath of Me can look back on this place in 20 years and see as I truly was (infinite)? No. I would like the drive so I can burn, bury and cement over it. Because Jesus.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:05 am

SOBREITY 2K5: DAY 4

Number of drinks yesterday: 0

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Well, okay, 3/4 of a bottle of Scotch. Thanks for playing: SOBREITY 2K5!!!

Goodnight, everyone.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:37 am

I got confirmation that the chai I had at Himalaya has not only alot of caffeine, but a ton of sugar as well. Hilarious, I managed to order the only drink on the menu that makes me babble more than wine does.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:17 pm

I am Knuckles the Clown.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:51 pm

I'm Knuckles the fucking Clown!

Issur Danielovitch · Post by **Issur Danielovitch** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:43 am

Mama P. · Post by **Mama P.** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:45 am