[ULTRA-REVIEW] Hotel Rwanda

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[ULTRA-REVIEW] Hotel Rwanda

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Definitely the Colored Schindler's List, this movie's weakness is that for a genocide of 1 million darkies, the movie is awfully... "clean". You see a couple dead bodies, but you never get a real sense of the ugliness, and everyone finds their friends and family alive at the end, and awwwww.

This movie's strength is DON FUCKING CHEADLE, the greatest actor in history. Boy is he great. I demand he be given seventeen Academy Awards. I don't care what kind. Give him Best Supporting Caterer in an Animated Foreign Porn Film, whatever. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

Other than that, yeah. Just okay.

*** <- That's THREE stars.
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