Danica Patrick.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:52 am

Chris, you lost at "dogs don't sweat".

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:00 pm

nessman wrote:I dunno...

Kinda cute, but too tom-boyish for my liking.

After a few beers, she's more than welcome to spend the night... but she best be gone before I wake up.

You guys could race lawnmowers together!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:04 pm

I bet she didn't the FHM for free. Any halfway decent looking girl who doesn't flash some skin to makea few extra bucks is an idiot. Stand around for two hours, get your picture taken, collect check-because idiots will spend 6 bucks on a magazine where the chicks don't even flash their twats.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:11 pm

And poopooing her looks. I guarantee she is better looking than any woman anybody here has EVER slept with. So I think the joltcounrtyers here are saying "she is not hotter than other famous girls who pose in FHM, but she is ten times better then the slobs I choose to spend the night with." As far as kicking her out of bed, I'd like to know the number of girls who have immediatley hung themselves upon waking next to one of you STUDS! I'M SO FUNNY!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:50 am

The chick I slept with was hotter than that. Could probably out-race her, too. She was cool that way.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:22 pm

Vitriola wrote:The chick I slept with was hotter than that. Could probably out-race her, too. She was cool that way.

Ooooh... good-looking lesbians!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:34 pm

nessman wrote:Ooooh... good-looking lesbians!

Wait, can I change my vote on the "boring" poll?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:30 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote: I guarantee she is better looking than any woman anybody here has EVER slept with.

Not, in fact, true. I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.

Bruce

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:46 pm

bruce wrote:I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.

I have hit hotter than that no less than three times today (working at home is nice).

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:15 pm

Casual Observer wrote:
bruce wrote:I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.
I have hit hotter than that no less than three times today (working at home is nice).

Masturbation doesn't count.

Bruce

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:53 am

bruce wrote:Masturbation doesn't count.Bruce

Jealous much?

Seriously, don't be. As any married guy knows, it's seldom that it happens that often. I just got really lucky that day.