[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K5!

Knuckles the Sandwich · Tue May 24, 2005 9:58 am

If Pinback doesn't take her to Bush Gardens this weekend and ride the Loch Ness Monster with her then he's a wimpering maggot.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:00 am

Yeah, thing is, she's outta town for the next couple of weekends. That's somewhat bad timing, sure, but whaddya gonna do.

Knuckles the Sandwich · Tue May 24, 2005 10:27 am

pinback wrote:Yeah, thing is, she's outta town for the next couple of weekends. That's somewhat bad timing, sure, but whaddya gonna do.

She's probably seeing her boyfriend who is in jail in West Virginia.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:36 am

Knuckles the Sandwich wrote:
pinback wrote:Yeah, thing is, she's outta town for the next couple of weekends. That's somewhat bad timing, sure, but whaddya gonna do.
She's probably seeing her boyfriend who is in jail in West Virginia.

Heh. Heheh. We can laugh about that now, of course.

Jesus. What a mess I was. Not that I'm significantly better now, of course, but... echchhh, just reading that old stuff gives me the trots. NEVER AGAIN.

More than anything, this LUCY deal is an exercise, to see if I can actually get through a bout of getting sweet on some broad, and, no matter how it turns out, good or bad, not going BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE.

Can we try that? Can we try that one time?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:21 am

You're the guy that notices rings to her. What potential pitfalls does that present, class?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:07 pm

Hey, Pinner, why don't you invite her to your imaginary restaurant? And then you can imaginary sink imaginary six in the imaginary pink.

Bruce

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:24 pm

Or just TELL her about your blue, palm infested restaurant/apartment.

" Hi Lucy, Did I ever mention my place? It's primarily blue and has LOTS of palm trees in it. In fact, if you shake the whole apartment it starts to snow! Just kidding. I do own this restaurant. But it's not REAL! I dress up as the maitre'd and seat imaginary people. It's a lot like dungeons and dragons but with plates of food and no fifteen sided dice. So..Ya want to come over and have imaginary dinner with me? I'll even turn on the FOG MACHINE! It used to be full of psychedelic mushrooms but I finished them last week. There's booze tho.
We can drink that."

I predict that she will SWOON with anticipation!

THE SWOON
AT THE
BLUE LAGOON
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:44 pm

I'm a punchline to you people.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:13 pm

PINBACK IS BALD. LOL!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:35 pm

chris wrote: This is why I predict Pinback will be a lifelong bachelor....he has the same exact personality that every lifelong bachelor I've ever known has. They're nice folks, but you say the wrong word, and they (unjustifiably) go off on you.

Case in point: Right after we bought our house (but before we moved in), I ran into a former coworker at the supermarket. Nice enough guy, but a lifelong bachelor. After shooting the shit for a few minutes, I mentioned that we had bought a house. He's all happy for me. I then tell him where it's located, and his reply was (in an incredibly snobby tone): "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE ***THERE***???". Yeah, well, fuck you too.

I'm not sure if they're bachelors because of their personality, or if being a bachelor makes them like this. Doesn't much matter I suppose....it still sucks to have to tip-toe around folks like this.

No we are bachelors cause we don't run and marry the first woman ever to touch our penises.
How many people here have met a girl one night, taken her home and just plowed her silly and never talked to her again? My guess is probalby that guy who rides the lawn mower and has the illegitamte child and that guy only. And how he managed to fuck that up is beyond me, cause now he has to talk to his one-stand for the rest of his life.. It seems here, you people are either married to the first girl who pays attention or ruining the pleasure of a one night stand by cuming in womens vaginas instead on their face/breasts/ or near by heftty bag.

You don't have to date/marry the first girl who touches your genitals. I hate married people. OOH I MET THE ONE! No you settled. The life of a "normal bacheor" consists of hanging out with your friends, randmom sex with whores and total freedom. Woman shun it cause it isn't acceptable for them to have frequent partners and married guys shun it cause they are trapped in a hopeless lifelong relationship.

before you get married you should have accomplsihed
1. Sleep with at least 15 women bare minimum
2. Visited a hooker at least once
3. Touched breast implants
4. Ass sex, preferbly performed and not received
5. Have sex with at least one girl without ever knowing her name
6. eat a box of twinkies in one sitting
7. draw up a "fat clause" instead of a pre-nup.

After getting married
1. Start forming your exit plan.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:43 pm

Knuckles the Sandwich wrote:If Pinback doesn't take her to Bush Gardens this weekend and ride the Loch Ness Monster with her then he's a wimpering maggot.

I grow tired of you and challange you to a duel.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:27 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote: 3. Touched breast implants

You know, this is the only one on your list that I've actually accomplished.

You know where it was?

In the plastic surgeon's office, while I was waiting for him in the examining room. And there, on a little side table, was a sampling of fake cans.

Well, I had to try 'em out, right?

This has been: PINBACK FEELZ THE CANZ

The Twinkie Kid · Post by **The Twinkie Kid** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:35 pm

pinback wrote:You know, this is the only one on your list that I've actually accomplished.

o 0 0 ( =( )

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:19 am

It is actually possible to meet the one. Consider that.

Pinback's crossdressing father did, I believe.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:24 am

pinback wrote:to see if I can actually get through a bout of getting sweet on some broad, and not going BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE.

STATUS: FAIL

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:27 pm

Welp, I am OFF THE LUCY TRAIN, before any further damage is done.

What a goddamn shameless attention whore. I can't believe this bitch. Cavoriting around from cube to cube, and then picks the one RIGHT next to mine to whisper back and forth to whoever that douchebag is about her boyfriend.

I'm sorry, her what?

The fuck outta here, bitch. YOU LOSE.

A LOSER IS YOU

**** YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME ****

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:03 pm

She coulda had the PINBACK but NOOOOooooo!!!

THE
SNOOZ
AND LOSE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:42 pm

Well, now she wants to "go out and have margaritas with me". So, I dunno what that is. But I'm chalking everything up to AWS (attention-whore syndrome) until I hear otherwise.

Fool me seventeen times, shame on you. Thank you, VitriolaX, for proving to me on the eighteenth time that everything you say is right, and women are manipulative, destructive organisms.

In other news, she sniffed around and found sonowthen.net.

I can't imagine any planet on which that is good news.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:34 pm

It's GREAT news for anyone else that is looking to date her, besides you. Did she find the content gems about your un-tit job?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:38 pm

Casual Observer wrote:It's GREAT news for anyone else that is looking to date her, besides you.

I'm only too happy to help.

Did she find the content gems about your un-tit job?

I didn't go into specifics.